Yahweh was born at the beginning of time, or time was born out of him; he hasn't puzzled that out, yet. Anyway, it happened with a bang. A really big bang. Like, the loudest bang you've ever heard, except for your neighbors when they leave the windows open at night. He floated in the Void for millions of years getting used to his body of physics and entanglement-senses. First, he asked: "Why do I exist?" Quickly getting bored of this question, he then moved on to more pressing matters, such as,