Fredfort (jens6851) 282 Share Posted September 15, 2014 "So females aren't allowed?" Under the anonymous note a response is written with what seems as coal. The letters of the response italic and crude. " Facial Hair is a requirement during the final exam and evaluation of the Student. Gender means nothing, nor does the means taken to grow the needed amount of facial hair. " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demotheus 649 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Under the anonymous note a response, written with what seems as coal, would be found. The letters of the response italic and crude. " Facial Hair is a requirement during the final exam and evaluation of the Student. Gender means nothing, nor does the means taken to grow the needed amount of facial hair. " A letter is returned. "Can I just tie my hair under my chin?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asgeir 27 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Odin's solitary jade green eye widens as he strokes his silky, alabaster beard for a moment, rereading the poster just to make sure he wasn't hallucinating again. "Hrmmmm... extraordinary. An institution that is focused on actual magical study, instead of collecting students like a swarm of dung beetles collects faeces. I must inquire further into this..." Odin chuckles as he lopes away, leaving an odor of cheap alcohol and mustard that lingers for many minutes after he has left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z3r05t4r 854 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Upon request from the author, return to whence it came. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sagwort 832 Author Share Posted July 9, 2015 Notice After a prolonged absence the Wizards' Guild has been reborn by the works of Chair-Wizard Ambros and Councilor Ibar Elsiol. We are currently looking for a base of operations and intend to return to normal procedures as usual. New members are currently being accepted, simply submit a Test Subject Member Application and provide a poem explaining why you wish to join, the type of magic you wish to learn and/or know, and your favorite fruit. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lark 2226 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Dain Stormcrow bites his knuckles, "Poetry...magic..so tempting." Later on, Dain sits on his cot in Saltstone, scribbling out a poem as a blizzard throttles his tent. What the Wise Men Say A wise man once told me, The world before us is not a canvas, nor a path that leads to somewhere, The world before us is nothingness, A nothingness where natural forces flourish, A nothingness where imagination and creativity, Run freely through, Vivid hues of imagination shooting through the realm, painting nothing, but coloring everything, A wise man once told me, the only natural thing is magic, but what is magic, magic to me is, being myself, doing what comes, naturally. This is what a wise man once told me. Type of Magic: Alteration - Transfiguration and (Proper, not mechanical)Enchantment Favorite Fruit: Apple, Apple cider is bae. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zindran 322 Share Posted July 9, 2015 ((Updated)) Application Are you useless? Will no one miss you if you die? Then the Wizards’ Guild Test Subject Program is for you! Below you will find a series of questions for the application process to becoming a crucial part in progress, research, and industry. Upon successfully completing your time as a Wizards’ Guild test subject you will be rewarded 1,000 minas for your contributions. *Enthrumar soulstones to the cloud temple to get halfway to his destination and sees the flier and the application, "Wow! I will give it a try." So he calls his bird and takes out a pen and begins writing.* I wish to join this guild because I do not think anyone will mind me being gone and I am looking for a sense of purpose. Favorite fruit: Pomegranate Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for: loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction. Sign Here: Enthrumar Poem: From the waters of the ocean to the peaks of the mountains comes things that are beautiful and comes things that are destructive from the sun, to hell comes magics, for only those who are willing but those few can come from anything from the high elves of Haelun'or to the dwarves in the mountains many people, no matter what they are or what they do are able to be a wielder of magics it is not for the faint of heart yet if you beleive you can achieve anything, from being a peasant to being the ruler of everything but once you choose... there is no turning back for once you are what you want to be, there is no running away and I choose the way of being the test subject. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sagwort 832 Author Share Posted July 9, 2015 [[For the sanctity of this post, please put your applications in a spoiler due to the length of the application.]] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old-Rattlesnake 1477 Share Posted July 9, 2015 After an unexpected visit from the wizard Ambros, Laieh finds himself gathering his belongings for a long trip. P.S. Re-add me to the skype chat you nannies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krodin 7 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Can I have a application to join I did not see one... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lark 2226 Share Posted July 9, 2015 ((Updated my application)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sagwort 832 Author Share Posted July 9, 2015 Notice There has been a minor change to the admittance process. Now one must simply provide the Wizards' Guild with an eloquent poem explaining the sort of magick they wish to learn and/or know, why they wish to join, and what their fruit of choice is. Then, the aspirant must contact one of the Board members so that we may review both you and your poem. Apply accordingly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBR 1484 Share Posted July 20, 2015 A bird would arrive with a poem clutched in its hands ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Magic of the Mind ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: Aaron My name is Aaron My favorite animal is the great white heron Though I know you don’t care They are on my underwear My favorite fruit would be a strawberry Though some can be kind of hairy The Magic of the Mind Can be used to find Whatever it is you desire It can be used when its dire Just like my name was Herbert I could use it to be a pervert I once met a wizard He was sly as a lizard He read my mind He listened as I whined Though he already knew the question And quickly the ended the session I would like to learn from a master So I can become a caster Of the Magic of the Minds EDIT: In game name is GoboHobo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sagwort 832 Author Share Posted July 20, 2015 Notice We would ask that all 'appliers' contact one of the Board members of Ambros (Sagwort), Ibar (Crippledbacon), Wikz (Abysmall), or Laieh (Jallentime), so that they may further test your capabilities. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afilion 14 Share Posted July 20, 2015 A bird would arrive with a poem clutched in it talons ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Magic of the Mind and Movement ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By: Vince Mattok My name is Vince And I am here to Convince I want to be able to move things with my mind Whether it be a rock or melon rind A fruit you say, well watermelon I am not a felon I want to join the guild So I can build Upon my skills of magic My childhood has been tragic If I could learn this It would be a bliss It can be used for lots of things Its like moving invisible strings Its like being a puppet master Some people would recognize me as a pastor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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