[Complete]For Hire: Charasmatic And Swaggering Mercenary

[Coaster 2086]

*post it notes are placed all across the entire world in every discernible location

 

YOU THERE!

 

YES. YOU!

 

Are you a King facing open rebellion? An aspiring conqueror hungrily eying your neighbors? Or even an ambitious lordling in fierce competition for domination over your peers?

 

THEN LOOK NO FURTHER!

 

RE-INTRODUCING:

 

FELIX!!!

FELIX!!

Felix!

 

WORLD RENOWNED MERCENARY AND TACTICAL GENIUS EXTRAORDINAIRE!

 

WITH EXPERIENCING LEADING FIERCE RAEVIR AXES FOR HIRE IN THE ZION AND BLOC WARS AND COUNTLESS OTHER BATTLES AND CAMPAIGNS

 

FROM THE SANDS OF THE CALIPHATE TO THE ICY CAPS OF DWARFSKI LAND

 

FELIX HAS ALL YOUR NEEDS BOTH STRATEGIC AND IN MATTERS OF INTRIGUE!

 

THIS MAN IS A PROBLEM SOLVER, AND WITH HIM AT YOUR SIDE - NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

SPECIALITY SKILLS INCLUDE :

- PLOTS AND PLOTTING

- LEADING ARMIES AND REFORMING MILITARY UNITS

- GIVING GREAT ADVICE BOTH ON THE BATTLEFIELD AND IN MATTERS DOMESTIC OR INTERNATIONAL

- EXCELLENT DRINKING COMPANION!

 

SO GET YOUR MINA PURSE OUT NOW, BECAUSE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY

 

 

THIS SWASHBUCKLING HERO IS AVAILABLE FOR HIRE INTO YOUR COUNCIL/MILITIA/READING GROUP!

 

SO BE QUICK, WHILE THE OFFER LASTS~!!!!!

 

FELIX!!!!!!!

FELIX!!!!!!!!!!!

FELIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

*the note ends

 

[big narstie 1700]

i will hire you sir felix 

[Coaster 2086]

SEND OFFERS TO MY P.O BOX AT 123 FELSEN STREET (PM ME)

[Cracker 4556]

"Hey, that's me!"

 

Felix is sent a letter.

[Fireheart 2767]

Franz takes notes of the effective advertisement format.

[bulgaria is white 458]

A letter is sent to the veteran mercenary.

[Coaster 2086]

*the post is updated

 

BIDDING HAS BEGUN AT 6,000 MINA (plus housing an amenities) FOR A 2 YEAR CONTRACT ((2 weeks))

[craotor 617]

I have been authorised by the King of Skravia Rocco Romstun I, to offer you a duchy in the Kingdom of Skravia

[Coaster 2086]

BIDDING ENDS AT ((12:00 AM EST/ 15 MINUTES FROM NOW))

[Coaster 2086]

After some deliberation and consultation with top lawyers, Felix INC congragulates:

 

KING OLIVER SAVOIE on his brand new

 

FELIX_MERCENARY_COMPANION

 

Thank you to all bidders!!!

[JCmarine 11]

*reads the poster and laughs at the absurdly hilarious poster, wondering if the person is serious or not, then notices the amount he was hired, and the offers he was given 

 

"Huh. He is serious." laughs

[The Womping Wizard 400]

Trade Completed.