[Complete]Ecod (Caskets, Buying Iron, A Lot Of Wood, Leather!)

[Man of Respect 5431]

WARG

WARG

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!

 

What is that sound?

It's the trading greenskins!!

HOW DID THEY GET IN HERE?

I DON'T KNOW, SOMEHOW!

CALL THE GUAAAARDSS!!!

AAAAAAAAAAH, HE'S EMPTYING MY POCKETS!

NOOO!

 

 

 

Check the bottom of the page if you are looking to sell your iron!

 

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The best prices of Athera by your humble shaman Eath'Lur!

The humble shaman Eath'Lur is looking foward to empty your pockets and sell his wares as he slides his fingers through them! BUY IT!

JUST

BUY IT!

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Play both of these videos at the same time before reading the full post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU

 

 

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Mommy, look, it's ECOD by your humble shaman guy!

Yeah.

I want to be like him when i grow up!

DON'T BE STUPID!

WHY?

OH NO, THEY ARE EMPTYING MY POCKETS!

NO, MOMMY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

 

 

 

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The Extremely Cool Orcish Deals or also known as ECOD is the best market you will ever find lying around! It sells you a multitude of merchandise!

 

Check it out!

 

TANNED LEATHER

 

After having way too much leather, ECOD by your humble shaman decided to sell it out to some rich kings or some not-that-peasant-ish-peasants. For an extremely unfair price, you can take a piece for MOMOZKAHIN 1,80 MINAS!

 

If you find this price extremely abusive and pointless, your humble shaman can make it for 1.800 MINAS! So cheap, right? Yes, buy the second option, it's better for you, your humble shaman swears.

 

ECOD by your humble shaman is also selling... tututututuutututu...

 

 

FULL MOMOZKAHIN LEATHER ARMOOOOOOOOOOO(or)

 

For a humble price of 45 minas, you may take one of these natural beauties!

These take some time to make, so hold on if you ask for a lot of these!

 

 

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Wood for your dire needs!

Wood for your not-that-dire needs!

ENDLESS WOOD!

A LOT OF WOOD!

MORE WOOD!

 

ECOD by your humble shaman got so much wood that his storage is about to explode!

 

For an extremely abusive price of 0,80 a log, you may take all the kinds of wood, except for oak, that will cost you 1.0/log.

 

STILL

IT'S SO MUCH WOOD

THAT I WOULD BUY ALL OF IT

IF I WAS YOU!!

 

If you disagree, your humble shaman can make 8 minas a log, but no one disagrees, because they are not that stupid!!

 

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DESERT COW MEAAAAAT!

 

 

Meat that takes about 13 orcish moons to expire is up for sale!

Once acessible to orcs (and orcs only), it's now up for the public!

The desert cows, not being the best meal, still will last for TWO YEARS!

 

Starting at a very humble price of 2,5 minas a steak or 1,75 minas per crates (stack), and maybe reducing past this point is now acessible to you!

 

BATHE YOURSELF IN COW MEAT

GET FAT

BUY MORE!

 

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COOL CHARCOOL!

No, it's not exactly cool, STILL, IT'S COOOOL AS YOUR KRUG'S HELL!!

 

For an even more humble price of 2,25 minas/piece, ECOD brings you ULTRA COOL CHARCOOL! It's the Alpha Charcool, you need to buy it for some reason! JUST

BUY IT!

 

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What does a market truly needs?

MOMOZKAHIN CACTUS GREEN!

 

Extremely potent cactus green brought to you by ECOD, you can stay in the clouds for a few minutes, AND FOR ALL THE HOURS OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU BUY MORE!

 

It's the best sensation, it's a wonderful sensation for a mere price of 4 minas a piece!

But if you get lucky enough, it can be even cheaper! Also, if you are a guard, it's 3 minas for guards!

 

What makes life good?

ECOD GREEN!

 

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Now, the very obvious reason you came to this market.

 

 

CASKEEEEEEEEEEEEETS!

 

A luxury only to the richest ones, now made cheap for your needs!

 

Starting at a humble price of 250 minas that may be negotiated further, you can have one of these beauties in your hands! 200 minas? 150 MINAS?!?!?!?!?!?! WHO KNOWS?!

 

But, If one casket is for 250, you can take TWO FOR FREAKING AND MOMOZKAHIN 350!

 

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Now, to the good zkah.

 

Lucky Numbers

 

 

For each 225 minas (caskets don't count!) you spend on ECOD, you have the right of throwing a free 6 faces dice! If you get a 6, you get a free casket! What's the best part?!You might get lucky and obtain a THAUNIUM ARMOR RECIPE!!!

 

 

Buying Iron!

ECOD has been on a dire need of iron, so your humble shaman needs iron! Send a bird to Eath'Lur so the prices may be negotiated. Selling iron on this market also applies to you the Lucky Numbers offer.

 

 

 

Hey bro

WHAT?

Wanna buy some ECOD green?

ZKAHIN' NO, MATE!

Why not? Es good green.

oh okay, i'll take ten

lol k

HOLY ZKAH, this **** is the BEST!!

YEAHHH!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

YEAH?

YEAH.

 

 

ECOD™, all memes reserved

[Samoblivion 531]

Technical illiteracy aside, Lukra has no idea what she just read.

[Hiebe 2475]

Dwain posts he would like to trade iron for diamonds

[Vamoose 265]

https://gyazo.com/79eb5be8cb4166206318e7e085b8f0fb

Korius squints Savoyardly!

[Man of Respect 5431]

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[Man of Respect 5431]

Ecod is now also selling cheap wool!

JUST

BUY IT!

 

NO PURCHASES ARE IMPOSSIBLE!

BORROW SOME MONEY FROM YOUR COUSIN

LOCKPICK SOME CHESTS

JUST... BUY IT!!

 

[Muddy_Buddy 243]

*A note is nailed to the original flyer*

"I have 32 blocks of melted ferrum for sale. Find me either in Felsen or send me a bird to discuss price."

((PM Muddy_Buddy

- Jatt Riventon

[herculean_wud 3656]

Dhurburz approaches the filthy shaman with a some freshly earned mina in hand.

"KAZKET!" He groused, outstretching his palm to reveal the shiniez.

((Msg me, bb))

[Man of Respect 5431]

Eath'Lur snorts the casket, nodding "Rulg."

[The Womping Wizard 400]

Archiving due to cleaning up posts prior to October 15th and inactivity on the thread. Should this be needed to pop back into the Trade forums, let me know! 

Moved to Completed Trades.