calculusdesola 1658 Share Posted June 17, 2016 The gym is known by its universal motto: "One must eat big to be big" Golds Gym is a massive training compound where gladiators meet strongmen and freaks of nature become gods of the field. Crossed between the hardcore training of gruesome powerlifters to the rigorous dedication of bodybuilders, along some of the deadliest fighters in human history training in the pits, you will find no elven catamites performing burpies here. Golds Gym is staffed by one of the strongest beings in Vailor, a Kaedreni man known only as Liam Sawyer. Frequently, many of the physically unfit peasants who have been kidnapped or drafted into the Gold Corps are forced onto a brutal training, eating, and flight plan at Golds Gym to prepare for combat. Golds Gym is famous for its horse oats supplements, due to a secret process of growing, the horse oats supply the individual with hundreds of grams of protein per serving. Join, if one wishes to push their physique to its genetic maximum Golds Gym is free for all members of the Gold Corps, but is open to the public regardless of race/country for a monthly membership fee of 50 minas paid directly to liam sawyer. Golds Gym Rules: No crybabies No spitting inside Rerack everything No combat between warring nations allowed inside or around the gym Respect big guys (alpha males) Officially recruiting melee combat instructors and alchemists to help make protein!! If interested in helping support the gym then send a letter to Master Liam Sawyer ((me)) Membership application format: Quote Name: Age: Height: Face: Frame: Pay to liam sawyer in person. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imam Faiz Kharadeen 3166 Share Posted June 17, 2016 sorry i goto planet fitness because they give me pizza and doughnuts. i don't like looking at people who are better than me so when i feel like someone is better than me i ask the staff to hit the lunk alarm so that i become the best fat **** in the gym planet fitness for life 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddywilson2 2116 Share Posted June 17, 2016 "My name is Petyr Barbanov and I go to Golds Gym to lift daily. Get strong or die weak." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
seannie 6851 Share Posted June 17, 2016 time to get some gains 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark 2830 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Rickard reracks his weight as he stuffs some horse oats into his mouth, in between bites he declares. "Aye, come to Golds Gym to eat big and get big." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
6xdestroyer 1605 Share Posted June 17, 2016 This gym is sponsored by House Kovachev 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
doopnoot 10 Share Posted June 17, 2016 doopnoot would be seen in the Gold's Gym downing a box of Golden Horse Oats, laughing merrily with the other big guys. "Eat big, get big comrade!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ooooowee 559 Share Posted June 17, 2016 dima 'buff boy' smirks and deadlifts some weights 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
warlord of filth 7713 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Somewhere, thousands of Elven crossfitters cry out in pain. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tilly 3666 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Moved to 'off topic'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 11577 Share Posted June 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Imam Faiz Kharadeen said: sorry i goto planet fitness because they give me pizza and doughnuts. i don't like looking at people who are better than me so when i feel like someone is better than me i ask the staff to hit the lunk alarm so that i become the best fat **** in the gym planet fitness for life You panzies got dress codes and alarms on your weights 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imam Faiz Kharadeen 3166 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Just now, Shady Tales said: You panzies got dress codes and alarms on your weights jokes on you, we don't have weights. we just use machines and treadmils. we're better than most gyms 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotikal 2236 Share Posted June 17, 2016 pssttttttt rerack. weak asss pussays dont even have fuckin ghetto asss gym where floor is just dirt and the rack is your face if you come with that shiet 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotikal 2236 Share Posted June 17, 2016 55 minutes ago, Imam Faiz Kharadeen said: jokes on you, we don't have weights. we just use machines and treadmils. we're better than most gyms Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
big narstie 1700 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Name: Rocco Romstun Age: 127 Height: 6ft 1 Face: square jawline, strong chin. Frame: wide shoulders, 3 legs. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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