Angmarzku 1247 Share Posted November 22, 2016 "Do you like 800 pound, stone women?" Asks a skeleton. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornivore 1292 Author Share Posted November 22, 2016 Just now, Ang said: "Do you like 800 pound, stone women?" Asks a skeleton. "No Sorry, I don't think your the one." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonesOfTheEarth 1557 Share Posted November 22, 2016 40 minutes ago, Lil Nugget said: Cookie blinked for some reason receiving this note "The hell. For one, I'm not an Orner. Two, I'm Engaged. Three. WHO THE **** IS THIS?" Im sorry I cant read this </3 Lefkos swoons Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remyy 951 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Just now, Fury_Fire said: Im sorry I cant read this </3 Lefkos swoons ((There is a reason I should not write **** at night <3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonesOfTheEarth 1557 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Just now, Lil Nugget said: ((There is a reason I should not write **** at night <3 Use brighter fonts to contract the dark background! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jygg 330 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Za'Kabar scratches his head as he naturally receives the letter, a look of confusion on his face. "Well. Za dawsn't really hawve his soul on him at da moment. As fawr a noble nature, Za es pretty damn noble. The sweetest awnd most loving heart, hmm... Za really lawves eating fish awnd sugar so dawt's pretty sweet awnd lawving... You hawve yawr gaze on Za? Even when he sleeps? Nawt gawnna lie, dawt's pretty creepy. As fawr being yawrs, gimme a bawttle of whiskey awnd some green first befawre ya awsk shite like dawt!" He lets out a huff as he moves to crumble the paper up, dropping it onto his desk! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnBaed 8685 Share Posted November 22, 2016 5 hours ago, AGiantPie said: Constantine forwards his letter to Nemir. @UnBaed "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA," says Nemir. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slothtastic 760 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Bjorn revcieves the note instead of his sister! "I can't read this...." He said, being 8 and being illiterate. So instead he sticks it in the fire place to burn. Better the fire than his sister. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaMoist 1707 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Vas balls his hands into fists after his fiancé is given the letter. He would have beat down his door and went off to find the man, but Alavera managed to calm him down, informing him that whoever sent the letter was probably some teenager that was simply trying to desperately get laid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enyahs V. 173 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Abrielle, being the over bearing mother that she is, catches the one to her daughter. Looking it over she proceeds to rip it up with a grumble "****in' elves think they can sneak into mine 'ouse, und lay wiz mine daughtear." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducklingator 795 Share Posted November 22, 2016 "How..." An elfess mused, huffing a laugh. "Cute." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garentoft 8352 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Dirk giggles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moby_Derp 163 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Gukdan manages to get a hold of this note, burning it as a sacrafice. "Ukee den" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andustar 2097 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Viktor would reach for his trusty Carnatian crossbow "Right then...." flipping the mechanism back and loading a bolt in "I've had enough with this filling up my junk mail!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endovelicus 610 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Vice-Chancellor of the Holy Canon Church declares this man Excomunicate and Anathema with aproval from His Holiness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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