GobTek PMC.

[Vilebranch 280]

GobTek PMC.

 

‘Progress before Morals’

 

 

Research and Development

 

GobTek offers one of the finest goblinoid work-forces on Axios and promises quality assurance on any and all goods purchased from our RnD Department. If you ever have problems with our products, simply contact our legal department and they will gladly send your money back, free of charge! We here at GobTek pride ourselves in excellent customer service, so should you ever have a problem, don’t be afraid to send a bird our way! Current projects in RnD include but are not limited to; Cow-to-Speech Analyzers, Hyper-Thanhic Explosives, ‘The Thunder Lute’, and Finding out what purpose Elves have on Axios. Our elite team of highly-trained goblin tinkers are working day-in and day-out to ensure your products are made to perfection.

(Expect word from our legal department within 15 to 20 years should you attempt contact. Gobtek PMC. does not promise refunds for dysfunctional or malfunctional products.)

 

Corporate Protection

 

To protect GobTek assets and ensure the general well-being of our customers, GobTek would like to announce that we now employ guards and contractors within our ranks! GobTek offers their services to you at little expense to you. After all, can you really put a price on peace of mind? Indeed, for only one hundred minas a cactus day you and those close to you can enjoy all that life has to offer completely fear free. Our patented bodyguards may even offer discounts from time to time, so be sure to hire them while they’re available! Just as with our products, we want you to feel safe with our Hired-Protection agents keeping you alive, so should you have any problems with our agents, simply send word to our legal department.

 

Register Now!

 

Are you in desperate need of honest cash?

Do you live in constant squalor because you’re unable to pay your human/elven/dwarven taxes?

Are you simply looking to jumpstart a career in engineering or private contracting?

Do you simply want to join GobTek?

 

If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions, then GobTek would love to invite you into our welcoming family! We employ people of all races and walks of life in our company, and we would be honoured to employ someone such as yourself. Simply fill out the registration info below and our legal department will decide whether you’re GobTek material or not.

 

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Edited May 31, 2017 by Vilebranch

[gandalfo 1413]

This current Guild has been deemed inactive and has hereby been moved. If you wish to appeal this decision you must present evidence to myself proving the guild is still active.