Picks and Boons: Digger Emporium

[Josh3738 1711]

[Burnsy 437]

Ahm Ul'art Grandaxe, 'nd dis is meh pawn shop. Ah work 'ere wit meh old dwed Zahrer, 'nd meh brotheh Fili. Evereht'ing in 'ere 'as ah storeh 'nd ah proice. Un t'ing ah've learned afteh 211 years-yeh neveh know what es gonna come t'rough dat door. 

[Sherlocks_ homes 31]

A salty delf walks by the shop, muttering angrily. "There's always been a market for giant spider legs, dwarf. You just need to look for it..."

[paladinxo1 166]

*A screen would pan over a dwarf holding a runic axe* "t'ey said meh axe was fake t'e people at t'e art s'ow told meh it was 100% real and 'oi t'ought it was till 'oi brought it tuh picks and boons and t'ey brought a runic expert in." "Now 'oi am 5000 minas, At least its a gud center piece fer meh 'ouse." "'oi t'ink 'oi will keep it."

 

 

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