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My Wife Has Asked Me To Stop Drinking


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*AN ANONYMOUS FLIER IS PINNED ON A NEARBY NOTICEBOARD, CATCHING YOUR EYE.*

 

“To those who can handle their liquor:

 

My wife has asked me to stop drinking after another one of my “episodes”. She has been gone for awhile now and I suspect she will not return until I have gotten rid of all the alcohol in the household.

 

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((A depiction of the seller’s private alcohol collection.))

 

I am selling my collection of alcohol collected over years of hard drinking. I have spirits, wines and ales from across the Imperium, the Dwedish Diaspora, Knoxsville and the Homeland. There are only a couple non-alcoholic ciders I’ve kept for cocktail mixing purposes. 

 

Please buy my collection so I can bribe my wife to come back to me.”

 

*Space is left below the flier’s message to write offers.*

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“Two hundred mina.” pipes up local alcoholic demon.

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“Three pumpkins ‘n ah massive pile o’ cake” Chimes in Daisy Applefoot, the Deputy of Dunshire

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“One thousand and two hundred minas!!”

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“Five thousand mina.”

He raises his voice, a hood drooped over his head.

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His wife returns, smiling proudly!

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