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The Contraband Control Act, 9th of the Amber Cold, 1697

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The Contraband Control Act
 

 

Preamble:
The Ducal Administration has found that certain harmful substances have been spreading throughout the streets of Cyrilsburg. These substances have been demonstrated to rot the digestive tract, ultimately claiming the lives of Curonian citizens before their time. Consumption of these same substances have been correlated with mental illness, causing individuals to lose their grasp on reality. For this reason, on the ninth of the Amber Cold, 1697 the following is implemented by ducal decree to bring an end to substance abuse:

Articles
Article 1: Grapefruits may not be owned, consumed, or distributed within the confines of Curonia. They are considered illegal contraband, and each grapefruit found to be on a person shall result in a 500 mina fine, and the immediate confiscation of the contraband.

 

Article 2: Distribution of grapefruits shall result in a 5000 mina fine and a minimum of two years imprisonment. Owning ten or more grapefruits is evidence of distribution.

 

Article 3: The office of the grapefruit inquisitor shall be established in the Lord’s Hall of Curon. The inquisitors single priority is to track down and eradicate all grapefruits in Curonia in accordance with this law by conducting legal investigations in all cases concerning grapefruits.
 

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Eric would mutter under his breath “the duke is going insane, but he is still duke so i support this...”

 

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“Why the **** are grapefruits outlawed.” Says Exarch Evar’tir, reading over the missive between bites of grapefruit.

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Aldis grabs his bag of grapefruits and starts making his way to Curon, going to see if he can get executed for trading them on street corners.

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A Curonian man with a strange accent scratches his head. “Whatever the duke says, I guess.” He tosses his grapefruits onto the ground, letting them roll away.

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a man passing by not seeing the law yet grabs all the grapefruits on the ground, “its a miracle! i am RICH!”

 

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Ryon Errmark chuckles, seated in a dark leather chair and decked in gaudy jewelry in a dark corner of Cyrilsburg. “Let the Duke make what decrees he wants, for the grapefruit trade is not one that can be simply written away.”

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Kyral makes a quick remark at the note that was passed down to her by her Druidic brothers and sisters, “They know they can only eat the insides, right? This here, mental illness, are they cracking the damn things over their own heads?” she takes a moment to sigh, before letting out a gentle, “What the ****.”

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“T’isis gonna cause anothah Rosnian Revolu’ion if t’is keeps up!” Daisy Applefoot would mutter while snacking on some grapefruit.

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“Hm...t’is could be an oppor’uni’ie!” Shouts a Nayborough, preparing his cart for grape-fruit storage. “Oi’m gonna ge’ so many oi’ems of equal value!”

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7 hours ago, Rave_Cave_marb said:

Aldis grabs his bag of grapefruits and starts making his way to Curon, going to see if he can get executed for trading them on street corners.

“you’re fired”

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A lumbering Half-Olog regularly seen in Curon would begin to wonder why so many grapefruits would be laying on the ground. Unaware of any decrees, since he cannot read, he would thank GOD for his good fortune and snack away!

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