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The Meat Menu: New Specimens for Sale


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In the heart of the vast valleys and savannas that comprise the outback, an Orcish vendor hollers about new “material” for vend. A crude stick figure drawing is held up as either is spoken of.

 

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“Fine Albai! Singer! Song-writer! Poet! Knife-eared Intelligentsia! A fine specimen for any buyah wiff taste. Starting at two hundred and fifty.”

 

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“Ugly and snarky! Irritating! Can’t read! Hunded minas! Best as target practice or jester!”

 

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“Another slave! Red-head! Quiet. Perfect librarian. Hundred and fifty.”

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An Elven guy wonders how a grown ass woman can’t even read?

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Through the ally nation o f viraker we ask you let go of our mage, Satella Axtroxia of the Clan Ashwood. if not 100 mina for her

 

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8 minutes ago, Tigergiri said:

Through the ally nation o f viraker we ask you let go of our mage, Satella Axtroxia of the Clan Ashwood. if not 100 mina for her

 

Request denied. 

25 minutes ago, Ambduscias said:

 

 

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“Mage-womans! For sale! Very valuable and dresses like Imperial! Court-Mage of Rewabbus or sumthin’ fancy like that. Starts at three hundred. Contender for most loud-mouthed whine-woman!”

 

 

Slave sold for 400 mina!

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“Satella sold for four hundred!”

the Goblin announces.

 

“All others are still open fuh purchaze, yub.”

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