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Doc Uradir's Miracle Products of 1720!


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Doc Silvyr Uradir grew up with humble beginnings, starting on a farm with his father and mother. He studied medicine through botany, and has finally mastered his craft at the ripe age of 40 in 1720. His major success ‘Doc Uradir’s All Purpose Medical Tonic’ led to him creating 5 more products for the world’s convenience in the same year. This includes a Hair Pomade, an External Liniment, Dentifrice, and a Chewing Gum.

 

 

 

 

 

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PRICE: 125 MINAS

 

Doc Uradir claims the elixir is capable of curing a whole slew of diseases and ailments, in addition to boosting the abilities of healthy men and women. His first and most popular tonic, perhaps his top seller in the year 1720. This Elixr is the start of a medicinal revolution he claims, and is the cause for a variety of what seems to be miracles. Though his most expensive product, it is incredibly useful, and should be apart of every good doctor’s medical kit. Its purported curative effect is said to work on the following:

 

-Rheumatism

-Lumbago Acute, Chronic, Sciatic, Neurologic and Inflammatory Pain

-Headaches

-Neuralgia

-Earache

-Toothaches

-Backaches

-Swellings

-Sprains

-Sore Chest

-Throat Swelling

-Contracted Chords

-Contracted Muscles

-Anxiety

-Ravaged Nerves

-Stiff Joints

-Wrenches

-Dislocations

-Cuts

-Bruises

-Malaria

-Depression

 

 

 

 

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PRICE: 75 MINAS

 

Doc Uradir claims his External Liniment can cure:

 

-Eczema psoriasis.

-Acne.

-Rosacea.

-Ichthyosis.

-Vitiligo.

-Hives.

-Seborrheic dermatitis

-Peeling Skin Syndrome

-Chromhidrosis

-Necrobosis Lipoidica

-Epidermolytic Ichthyosis

-Burn scars

-Morgellons Disease

-Erythropoietic Protoporphyria

-Fish Scale Disease

-Eruptive Xanthomas

-AND MUCH MORE

 

Not only should this External Liniment be used daily, but it should be apart of every healthy young man and woman’s knapsack, backpack, or medical kit. At a reduced price until 1721, Doc Uradir’s External Liniment should be a highly valued part of your everyday life.

 

 

 

 

 

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PRICE: 50 MINAS

 

Doc Uradir’s Hair Pomade is an incredible product that can add to your success with the opposite sex. Be careful ladies, for this product can boost your man’s natural Vigor, Robustness, Seductiveness, and Desirability.  Style your hair in a number of ways you had never imagined before! Now you can wake up, use your External Liniments and Hair Pomade to keep your lady interested, and loyal. Doc Uradir guarantees success in your relationship with this product 100%. Buy now, while supply lasts!

 

 

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PRICE: 50 MINAS

 

 

 

Doc Uradir’s All Purpose Dentrifice serves as a paste for your teeth. Not only will it make your teeth sparkling and white, it will leave your mouth with a minty flavor for hours after each brush. This Dentrifice ‘Doc Uradir Claims’ can cure the following ailments:

 

-Bad Breath

-Tooth Decay

-Gum (Periodontal) Disease

-Oral Cancer

-Mouth Sores

-Tooth Erosion

-Tooth Sensitivity

-Toothaches and Dental Emergencies

-Unattractive Smile

 

 

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Doc Uradir’s Vigor Inducing Chewing Gum is a special product for those with weary spirits. Not only will this gum cure your laziness, it will ensure your abilites multiply by triple! You will build, work, eat, run, climb, and even read faster! This chewing gum is not recommended for children, or before bed time.

Doc Uradir’s Vigor Inducing Chewing Gum claims to cure:

 

-Fatigue

-Laziness

-Encephalitis

-Cerebral palsy

-Ataxia

-tuberculosis

 

These products may not work for everyone. Please bring all your complaints to your local doctor, not Doc Uradir.

 

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