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Doc Uradir's Finest Contraceptive Solution!


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Doc Uradir’s Contraceptive Solution

 

Doc Uradir in the year 1720 created a new formula for women who are either not ready, or not willing to get pregnant, but still wish to have the pleasure of mating. Using a flower’s oil called Black Sun’s Spinster, this was made possible. Though on the contrary to eating the flower itself, Doc Uradir’s solution has made the experience far more tolerable, removing the acidic taste from your mouth only minutes after drinking this liquid. It’s one and only effect is preventing pregnancy. A small message is left on the bottle

“Go Wild Kids -Doc Uradir”

 

(Not Intended for mali’aheral. Those who buy this product in Haelun’or will be reported to the authorities for impurity)

 

Price: 25 minas per bottle. One time use.

 

Ingredients: Black Sun’s Spinster, Water, Alcohol 2%, Grape Juice

 

 

 

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“Huh. That’s convenient.” A man somewhere would remark, sheathing a knife and instead venturing out to locate this elixir!

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leydluk thanks the spirits for doc uradir and his epic contraceptive solution, “now mi wont father so many bastardz”

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