NotEvilAtAll 9926 Share Posted July 16, 2019 (edited) Spoiler GNOME LORE Origin/History Within the old Aegis village of Greenshire, there lived a small community of halflings who were unable to find or properly inhabit Dunwood. These halflings were like any other, loving booze and pipeweed, living in small holes in the ground, and all-around being merry. They traded with their neighbors and lived a peaceful life not unlike their Dunwood brethren. However, dark things were coming to Aegis. As the Undead started to move in from the North, Greenshire was hit hard by the Undead forces without any knights or Ascended to protect them (Unlike Dunwood, Greenshire was not an Orenian vassal). The halflings of Greenshire just barely survived by digging into the soil and hiding from the Undead, hoping that they wouldn’t be sniffed out. Only the small and cowardly halflings survived, with the rest of their kin being slain. When it was time for the Descendants to leave Aegis for Asulon, Greenshire’s population consisted of nothing but a few pipsqueaks and runts smaller than the average halfling. They were persecuted in every settlement they tried to live in, and had no luck rejoining with their old halfling kin. Thus, the runty folks from Greenshire stayed small and weak, never able to gain a proper footing in their new Asulon home. Eventually, the folks from Greenshire stopped being recognized as halflings and became known as “Gnomes” due to their small size. They lived in and around halfling villages or in solitary holes in the ground far away from others. Some gnomes managed to learn skills and live inside of human and elven cities, yet most gnomes did naught but live in holes eating worms and mushrooms, for they had no skills to speak of. As time passed on, the gnomes took on different characteristics and cultures. Those who moved to the cities and took on some sort of craft became well known for their deft, small fingers capable of producing fine works; sometimes they were even able to learn magic or even ascend to some level of authority! Those who still lived in holes in the ground were less cultured, sticking to their mushroom-eating, hole-digging ways. These ‘Forest Gnomes’ became well known for stealing crops from farmers and living in bizarre settlements of holes, mushrooms, tree stumps or fallen logs, and the occasional hut made from pebbles or stones. Description Gnomes stand at around 1’6’’ to 2’ tall. They mentally and physically mature around the age of 20 (compared to the halflings’ 32), although “mental maturity” isn’t something that even gnome adults are known for. Much like the halflings, gnomes have a higher chance to have Heterochromia Iridium (2 eyes are different colors) and usually have curly hair. Their feet are usually left bare, letting onlookers marvel at the hair that covers them. Their hair can be any color, although black hair is much rarer than other colors. Culture(s) Civilized Gnomes Civilized Gnomes are gnomes that have moved into a Descendant city and work some sort of profession there. They speak the language, follow the culture, and participate in the politics of whatever city they are in (only if they are allowed to, of course). Known for being addled in the head and quick with their fingers, gnomes are eccentric figures whenever they’re found inside of a city, drawing lots of attention with their crafts and size. From alchemy to blacksmithing, these gnomes will do whatever it takes to put food on their miniature tables. When a gnome learns magic, they are usually considered to be a Civilized Gnome, since learning magic requires the gnome to interact with non-gnomish society. These gnomish mages are the craziest gnomes of all, coming up with the wackiest of schemes and practicing their magic with reckless abandon. Forest Gnomes Forest Gnomes have not moved into a city, either living alone or with a small community of other Forest Gnomes. These Gnomes wear basic clothing made from scraps, rags, or leaves. Their diet consists of nuts, berries, and mushrooms found near their homes, occasionally through small-scale farming. Their accent is thick and hard to interpret, although it’s clear that they are speaking some form of Common. Their interactions with outsiders consists of burglary runs, crop theft, and the occasional scuffle that the Forest Gnomes are bound to lose. Forest Gnomes have a strange affinity with squirrels, often keeping them as pets or using them to collect acorns. These befriended squirrels are allowed to roam free, coming back to the Forest Gnomes of their own free will. The exact methods used by the Forest Gnomes to befriend squirrels is not well known. Some think that Forest Gnomes can talk with squirrels, but such claims are probably false. Forest Gnome Housing ~A rather Gnome-like home underneath a tree in Brandybrook~ ~A Gnomish burrow in Mellsburry! (techncally a Kobold home, but it’s exactly what a Gnome hole would look like)~ ~An example of a Forest Gnome settlement built into giant mushrooms~ Redlines Forest Gnomes Forest Gnomes, while able to befriend squirrels, cannot talk with said squirrels no matter how hard they try. Befriended squirrels will not fight for Forest Gnomes under any circumstances. They may help with theft, but won’t fight when commanded to. Cannot befriend more than 3 squirrels at a time. Cannot be taller than 2 feet. Cannot be smaller than 1 foot 6 inches. Civilized Gnomes Civilized Gnomes who learn magic do not gain any bonuses for being a Gnome. Civilized Gnomes, while better at the finer details of crafts due to their small hands, are not any better at the rest of craftsmanship. Cannot be taller than 2 feet. Cannot be smaller than 1 foot 6 inches. Purpose For Forest Gnomes, their purpose is to be used in player-run events where said Gnomes try to burgle or steal crops from farmers. As a result of this, I’m open to Forest Gnomes being an event-only race if the Story Team wills it so long as regular players can use them in events too. For Civilized Gnomes, their purpose is to allow people to play as Gnomish tinkers, wizards, craftsmen, etc. if they wish. I do not expect many people to play as Civilized Gnomes, and thus I’m open to Civilized Gnomes being a CA-only race if the Story Team wills it. (EDIT) IMPORTANT NOTICE: Players just making a Gnome character or using Gnomes in events in order to spam people with the “You’ve Been GNOMED” meme will probably be banned for poor roleplay and toxicity. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. This is serious lore, not a dumb meme you can use to troll your friends. Spoiler Citations: https://sk.pinterest.com/pin/547468898446766902/ https://www.pinterest.com/pin/423690277428586195/ https://www.zazzle.com/the_forest_gnome_postcard-239149464186232553 https://www.deviantart.com/jonhodgson/art/Gnome-Warren-91152225 Inspiration: https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/5086-halfling-thread-of-awesomeness/page/6/ https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/145643-gnome-lore-supplement/?tab=comments#comment-1369981 https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/97861-the-wonderful-world-of-wee-folk-hobbitshalflings/?tab=comments#comment-887103 Edited July 16, 2019 by NotEvilAtAll 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopnik Is Poggers 92 Share Posted July 16, 2019 oh my, yes! MAKE GNOMES AND BE GNOMED 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadabug2000 3495 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Is this an accepted race? Can anyone make one or is it a CA? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoArt 399 Share Posted July 16, 2019 Gnome it up Big wheels keep on turningCarry me gnome to see his kinSinging songs about the gnome-landI miss 'ole' 'brandy once againAnd I think it's a sin, yes Well I heard Mister Gnome sing about herWell I heard old Neil put her downWell, I hope Neil Gnome will rememberA Gnomely man don't need him around anyhow Sweet GNOME AlabamaWhere the skies are so blueSweet GNOME AlabamaLord, I'm gnoming all o’ you In Brandybrook they love the Thain, boo hoo oooNow we all did what we could doNow Watergate does not bother meDoes your conscience bother you?Tell the truth Sweet GNOME AlabamaWhere the skies are so blueSweet GNOME AlabamaLord, I'm Gnomin’ all o’ you, (here I come Alabama) Now Muscle Shoals has got the SwampersAnd they've been known to pick a gnome or twoLord they get me off so muchThey pick me up when I'm done gnomin’ youNow how bout you? Sweet GNOME AlabamaWhere the skies are so blueSweet GNOME AlabamaLord, I'm gnomin’ all of you Sweet GNOME Alabama, oh sweet gnome...Where the skies are so blue and the Thain's trueSweet GNOME AlabamaLord, I'm gnomin’ all of you, yeah yeh -Ancient Gnome Shanty 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo 1831 Share Posted July 16, 2019 I want to be special iteration #57 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yaldabaoth 743 Share Posted July 16, 2019 I love you 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotEvilAtAll 9926 Author Share Posted July 16, 2019 26 minutes ago, Salvo said: I want to be special iteration #57 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApplePieKathy 561 Share Posted July 16, 2019 YES, GNOMES! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JokerLow 1189 Share Posted July 16, 2019 you meant dwarves? or halflings? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsaaKc 1225 Share Posted July 16, 2019 https://gyazo.com/78c7b1e7753ca3dc188d9881b217b466 :( 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Etan 2839 Share Posted July 16, 2019 1 minute ago, CaesarTheFirst said: https://gyazo.com/78c7b1e7753ca3dc188d9881b217b466 ? What a weak threat 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemonke 1873 Share Posted July 17, 2019 6 hours ago, Tato said: cage a goblin and a halfling and wait till they produce a baby = gnome Hmmmm 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandNewKitten 2788 Share Posted July 17, 2019 Just play a halfling or a goblin with a red hat? Feels more like a culture that you don’t need lore for. Or as stated above just play a goblin-halfling halfbreed. Half-orcs exist so.... Just write up a culture post and see if it gains traction IG. The lore itself is too vague where it needs information (language/accent and squirrel powers need defining). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfelt 1323 Share Posted July 18, 2019 20 hours ago, BrandNewKitten said: Just play a halfling or a goblin with a red hat? Feels more like a culture that you don’t need lore for. Or as stated above just play a goblin-halfling halfbreed. Half-orcs exist so.... Just write up a culture post and see if it gains traction IG. The lore itself is too vague where it needs information (language/accent and squirrel powers need defining). Yeah, people currently roleplay gnomes.. its just a halfling/goblin. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustando 1453 Share Posted July 18, 2019 i’m not a gnoblin, i’m not a gnelf ….I am a gnome, and you’ve been gnomed! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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