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How to Blah the Blah in 3 Easy Steps!


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How to Blah the Blah in 3 Easy Steps!

As an Orcish RPer, I’ve noticed that a lot of people struggle understanding and implementing the blah into their RPer, so I figured I’d just write a guide for those players who are attempting to understand an orcish RPer or attempting to speak the blah as a new Orc. So, this will be a very short, simple post because the blah is actually a lot simpler than people think!

Step 1: Read the wiki page
The wiki page contains plenty of helpful information about the blah such as certain words, helpful tips and the like. While certain words aren’t used any more (for example, no one says ‘dabu’), it gives a good sense of the meaning of the words that are used.
https://wikia.lordofthecraft.net/index.php?title=Blah

Reading the page, you can begin to make basic sentences like this sentence, which will be sued as an example for the rest of the guide. “Mi gruk how to blah the blah a little bit hosher now that mi have peeped the page.”

Step 2: Use certain letters instead of others

An integral part of speaking the blah is replacing certain letters you’d use typing normally with others or other sets of letters. S’s are often replaced with z’s, c’s with k’s, u’s instead of o’s (in words like ‘Rexdom, whenever its making the ‘uh’ sound), iy instead of ie, ay instead of ei, ee instead of ea, ur instead of er, two k’s instead of ck, and d instead of t when its at the end of a word (as long as it still makes sense). There are other nicher parts that you will learn with prolonged RP with orcs.

Continuing with the example from the previous step, we can transform that into “Mi gruk huw tu blah thuh blah a little bid hozhur now.”

Step 3: Use certain words and technically incorrect grammatical phrases.

Another important part of Blah is the fact that it is not always grammatically correct or spelled correctly, though it is still determinable from its original form. An example of this is using the word ‘duh’ or ‘dah’ instead of ‘the’, ‘liddul’ instead of ‘little’, and other examples that, knowing what you know about what letters to use, make sense with the sound of the word when melded with the general sound of blah. Additionally, the use of ‘am’ instead of many other comparable words can cause sentences to buckle a little bit under the normal rules of grammar. (Dat am nub’hosh, wi am ztrungur dehn lat). However, with this final step, we can turn that sentence into something you’d likely see an orc say: “Mi gruk huw tu blah dah blah ah liddul bid hozhur nuw.”

 

And that’s it. Hopefully this helps you understand blah just a little bit more, and happy RPing!

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Thank you, Dragonslayerelf, very cool.

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Replace s with z

Its ok to type normal but use the orc basic dialect (flat, zkah, klomp) while replacing letters

oingo boingo language = orc...

 

if you don’t speak blah as an orc you’re a green human

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