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DECLARATION OF THE SPICY EMPIRE

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[!] A few propaganda leaflets are spread throughout Vira’ker

T’A SPICY EMPIRE

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~The crew of the Spicy Shrimp reign supreme over Vira’ker, circa 1729!~

Our little crew o’ sailors is back in action! We’ve gone and claimed Vira’ker on a whim to show our dominance over the puny non-Spicy Shrimp folks! Our new SPICY EMPIRE shall rule the waves!

In order to assert out control over Vira’ker and all the waters between her and our ship, we’re going to enact a few laws to maintain public order!

 

NEW LAWS!:

1: All shall worship the Squid Lord Arugula in order to avoid her divine wrath!

2: In order to avoid a fine of 300,000 minas, every Spicy citizen must compliment Deek Driftwood’s feet!

3: Wearing shoes is strictly prohibited!

4: All of Vira’ker is to be DIRECTLY RULED FROM THE SPICY SHRIMP!

 

Join the Spicy Empire today, or face the wrath of the squids!

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~The lands claimed by the SPICY EMPIRE!~

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“‘Et well be ah glorious ereh!” a random halfling would comment as he baked a pie.

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A captain chuckles at the missive as he first mate reads it out to him “Fock ‘em” he calls out, exiting his quarters

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Horren ‘Rosebush’ Bogbelly is sorry he couldn’t be there

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The crew of the Spicy Shrimp on the walls of Vira'ker, celebrating their victory. 

 

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so basically halfling roleplay is just 100% reddit front page tier memes 

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Liao Chen sees Xinyang, he gets his mallet.

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Elanaril chuckles 

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A well known shade takes a look at the page, then nearly tosses it out before doing a quick double take. He brings it close to his mask’s visor, and he squints. “What the **** is my daughter doing taking over governments and establishing empires?” He then tucks the paper into his satchel and walks off, however he’d hold a hidden smile underneath his mask as a deep sense of pride began to swell within his chest.

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Second Mate Puck receives wind of the missives whilst on his unannounced voyage, “The crew claimin’ Vira’ker? Good luck to ‘em!” He’d remark with a grin upon his face.

 

Micah waved his shovel high in the air, “AYE! ‘BOUT TOIME VIRA’KER ‘AD SOME REEEALL LEADAHSHIP!” His cry echoed around the city. 

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