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The War on Shrimp

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[!]A missive is posted around the nations of Arcas written in far more pretty fonts and colors than here because you can use your imagination.

 

To the August Imperial Rulers of Spice, 

 

We, the duly elected leader of the Gerrymandocracy of Hillsborough, elected by unanimous vote out of, well, one, do hereby state that your attack upon our claimed district of Vira'ker shall not stand. It is a necessary district for us, giving us many demographic advantages. Therefore, our government has taken a vote, which of course was unanimous, and has decided to declare the Spicy Empire and ourselves to be in a state of war. Our forces are already assembled in the tavern and, we assure you, that after they are sobered up in a week or two, you will see our wrath. 

 

Fredegar Puddlefoot, Mayor of Hillsborough, Supreme Important Guy of the Gerrymandocracy of Hillsborough. 

 

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“T’a Hillsborough! We’ll give Fred ah piece o’ our mind” hollers Pervinca Driftwood the halfling as she sets sail.

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Horren ‘Rosebush’ Bogbelly grins  ”Let’s s’ow t’ose ‘illsboroug’ fekkers w’at we ere made uf!”

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