My whitelist application, waiting to be approved, which I know will take time:
Me, shaking: Please don-
My anxiety, screaming at me: IT’S SO TERRIBLE AND BADLY WRITTEN THAT EVERYONE IS JUST STARING IN AWE AT HOW DUMB YOU LOOK
Me, in tears: Please this is all I have
In other words I’m the world’s biggest idiot. Hi, I’m new.