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THE HUMILIATION OF VINTAS

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“What a POWERFUL man...” John the Roach Varoche said, slowly shaking his head as he stifled a few laughs.

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Officer Grudgebeard hears of the tale from Utak in the Urguan tavern. It reminds him of the clergyman who forced a Sutican to lick his muddy boots clean, and he remarks with disgust, “Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.” 

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Robert Vyronov lofts a brow hearing about it.

“This is a Duke?... more like a slave peasant now since he sucked an orcs toe”

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“This was diplomatic suicide, not some masterful creation of terms or genius ploy. This man and his line will never be respected again. What the hell was he actually thinking when he stooped so low?” comments a Kaedreni soldier, features twisted in blatant disgust.

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11 minutes ago, Temp said:

“This was diplomatic suicide, not some masterful creation of terms or genius ploy. This man and his line will never be respected again. What the hell was he actually thinking when he stooped so low?” comments a Kaedreni soldier, features twisted in blatant disgust.

“Probably ‘toez yummi’.” remarks an orc

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“Vintas deserves teh be ‘umiliated! They’re weak, spineless, sorry excuses o’ a Duchy” Joren would declare between bursts of laughing at the emasculating event that had occurred

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Arthur Sterling would be greatly concerned now wondering what dieses the Duke may have contracted from sucking the orcs big toe.

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Evan Lethes simply screams from the Seven Skies, but of course no one can hear him, because he’s dead.

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Horren ‘Rosebush’ Bogbelly frowns in disgust  ”Disgustan’...”

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i can’t believe you’ve done this 

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Micah O’Connell shook his head, “Bigguns.”

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“Thanks I hate it.” Says a Druid who could have sworn she couldn’t throw up anymore.. but then proceeds to.

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Florence Silversteed’s eyes widened. “Tae fock’s wron’ with nobility these days?” she muttered, as a grin formed on her face.

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