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THE TEA, EDITION TWO!

The tea you can count on


Article I: Empress SAVED!

Article II: Politics & Tea.

Article III: Want some milk with your tea?

Article IV: Tea-Hee! ~

 

 

 


 

Article I: EMPRESS SAVED!

Hey! Guess what? THE EMPRESS HAS BEEN SAVED!

Her Imperial awesomeness was saved from Alliance of Idiotic States (AIS) dogs from the high-tower, located in the disgusting and Norland-kissing town of Rubern!

Huzzah!

The AIS was going to try her, and would’ve probably sentenced her to D E A T H!

THANK THE TEA she was saved!

Stupid AIS dogs...

If any Ruberni or supporters Alliance of Idiotic States read this... 

don’t be offended, it’s just tea. 

- ~ THE TEA ~ -

 

Article II: Politics & Tea.

The amazing Senator from Helena, Charles Napier was voted in as President Pro-Tempore of the Senate!

Huzzah! 

A vote on the Coppinger Bill of 1741, a bill proposed by Senator John Huss.

It passed, what the heck is the Coppinger Bill anyway?

It’s a bill that diverts the funding from civilian oriented infrastructure to military-based infrastructure.

Democracy... sadly it isn’t everybody’s cup of tea... BUT... without democracy, guess what?!

WE’LL RESEMBLE THE ALLIANCE OF IDIOTIC STATES.

THANK THE TEA WE HAVE REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY!

Oh my, guess what? IT’S TEA TIME!

 

- ~ THE TEA ~ -

 

Article III: Want milk with your tea?

Remember, mister Matthias Othan Rutledge is looking for a spouse...

I do admit, it is quite embarrassing for any state official to put out an advertisement for a spouse... but whatever, I don’t think he’s been able to find a bride at all, to be honest... old people get lonely and sometimes all that old people need is a bit of love!

His quest for love is officially endorsed by The Tea, why? I’m not telling you why! Tea-hee ~

So please, lend him a hand and spread the tea!

Also fun fact, Norlanders are not humans.

 

- ~ THE TEA ~ -

 

Article IV: Tea-Hee ~

This is the second edition of The Tea, although I make no profit off the newspaper, spreading the Tea is all that counts!

Spread The Tea!

That’s all for now, Tea-Hee ~

Also... Ave Oren.

 

- ~ THE TEA. ~ -

 TEA YOU CAN COUNT ON!

DON’T BE OFFENDED, IT’S JUST TEA!

 

 

M.V.A.R

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, PapiZapii said:

Article III: Want milk with your tea?

 

Matthias still feels offended at this section.

 

He doesn’t want milk, the man wants brown sugar.

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Darius Sabari grunts as he plops down to read the latest edition of The Tea. “Hrmm... Good stuff today.” He smirked knowingly, reading over the first page of the newspaper.

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The Alliance of Incredible States files a diplomatic complaint re: their coalition's misrepresentation in the Orenian newspaper. 

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"This reads like a trash tabloid" says Berchard

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