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IN RESPONSE TO THE ELVEN RODENTS


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A freshly painted tapestry of an Elf being burned at the stake in Lorraine

 


 

An Open Letter to Sohaer

 

 

On behalf of the Great State of Lorraine, I Ser Loras of Lorraine, write you this letter. Upon reading the mindless dribble which you had sent to the Highland Realm of Morsgrad, I could not help but laugh. Who exactly are you to be making demands? The ‘Silver State’ of Haelun’or could not even protect a child. Knowing how inept you are at protecting your own kin, I must ask the question: what will you do if we refuse your demands? I shall tell you what you’ll do. Absolutely nothing. The prideful High Elves of Haelun’or have been disillusioned by their arrogance and inflated titles. Thus in response to the senseless demands that the ****-Stain state of Haelun’or have made, we retort with the following demands:

 

[ – ] Meet Lorraine in the field, on neutral grounds, and settle this petty dispute between ourselves in open combat. You needn’t grovel to Godric, begging he reprimand us for the harming of the Eleven child.

 

or

 

[ – ] The Silver State of Haelun’or shall acknowledge their inability to protect their own kind and must vow to rectify this gross injustice to their own kind by establishing a capable military force with the sole purpose of protecting High Elves on the roads.

 

[ – ] The Silver of Haelun’or shall pay a fine of 15,000 Minas directly to the Highland Realm of Morsgrad and 5,000 Mina to the Great State of Lorraine.

 

[ – ] The High Elves shall publicly apologize for their horrific neglect of the Elven child in question and vow to be better parents.

 

Should you be so brazen enough to decline our demands, by the good grace of God – we shall burn every Elven rodent we catch scurrying across the roads. 

 

Signed,

Ser Loras of Lorraine

 

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EDIT: This is 100% in character and not OOC. This is written on behalf of GGT’s character.

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((vector ur a banned player lol stop asking for field skirms

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“Man, you’re not going to be the great deceiver. Stop trying!” said a remarkable duelist of Horen-descent, wondering why another punished soul of the sky-god realm was attempting to pull strings.

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Aroiia Elena Drakon would examine the missive and would silently wonder why the author had singled out all elves as rodents and threatened such a broad group with punishment by flames.

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Stefan Onfroi would read the note, smiling to himself. He would raise his sword into the air screeching "Death to the pointy ears!" As he throws the note into the mud, he would prepare for battle in the keep of Lorraine.

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“They haven’t changed.” said Farley.

((Why was this rp thread moved into ‘off-topic’ when it was written and posted on behalf of another))

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4 minutes ago, ReveredOwl said:

“They haven’t changed.” said Farley.

((Why was this rp thread moved into ‘off-topic’ when it was written and posted on behalf of another))

As the person whose behalf of this is on. Least what staff was told by said person. It is not actually backed and is just a big brain meme.

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Old Rattlesnake slithers in looking for these mentioned rodents and is disappointed to find it wasn’t literal.

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Marc of White reads over the scrap of paper, and laughs audibly. 

 

”Who let the smoothbrains get access to the printing presses? What a joke.” 

 

He crumpled the missive up and tossed it in the sewage ditch, where it belongs. 

 

 

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And here, children, is where we see the wild Knight_Vector in its natural habitat...

 

Watch as it tramps over the mounds of memes and disappointment, attempting to impress its fellow inhabitants.

 

Watch as the wild Knight_Vector attempts to dish out more harassment to the fellow inhabitants, trying to force them to accept him as one of their own...

 

What’s this? Oh no, it’s the Keepers! They are separating him from the rest of the pack!

 

Enjoy your harassment ban.

Matthias accidentally sneezes into the missive, seems he’s come down with a small cold. “Ah damn, I have to burn it now so that I don’t spread the sneeze.” He tosses the missive into the fireplace, as he was not able to read it fully. All he saw was a knight with a green feather, now covered in old-man snot and sneeze, all while in the comfort of his home.

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