ronin_champloo 5951 Share Posted May 23, 2020 A HUMBLE REQUEST Issued on 7th of The Grand Harvest, 1769 Greetings, all that may walk these steps. - The wandering few that stride forth without love, a gift is offered to you! The individual known as Dael'droch III Morgaine (@Anothony303) desires a wife! He is a man of many talents, ones that cannot be mentioned as of now. - For his deeds are too many. Dael'Droch III Morgaine seeking a queen for his king-sized bed. For those who wish to take residence beside his body, the following criteria must be made: Be fertile. If you wish to take upon this request, some actions are to be held: The man desires long songs harkening of his past deeds. - The wife in question must be capable of song. The woman must be a virgin, not some harlot or simple *****. - A simple test is to be made. The woman must be in fact, a woman. - Once more, many checks are to be made to be sure of your sexuality and phallus. Those wishing to partake in this request are to send a bird. – Detailing your name, age and race. Those accepted will be interviewed with his greatness. – Dael’droch. 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTri 378 Share Posted May 23, 2020 ((bruh 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latelle 719 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Kit is very glad that she doesn’t know how to read, despite being in her twenties. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCapybara 1803 Share Posted May 23, 2020 “Ha...... This is very funny” The young woman said while drinking her tea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustando 1453 Share Posted May 23, 2020 ((please don’t give me a warning point i’ll get forum banned Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unwillingly 11113 Share Posted May 23, 2020 ((its not too late to delete this 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum 927 Share Posted May 23, 2020 Varan Chadmorice is sad that he is unfortunately a male Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demented_Delila 1118 Share Posted May 23, 2020 A passing mali’aheral squints at the flier and shook her head. “Valah grow stupider every damn day.” A mali’ker woman would spy the flier. “Well that’s certainly objectifying. Go **** yourself, with a cactus.” She’d then shove it into her dress pocket to shred into bedding for one of the rabbits. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAnotherLW 39 Share Posted May 23, 2020 “Humble” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nozgoth 2897 Share Posted May 23, 2020 An elf gets scared and decides to stop talking to Droch (aha jk lol funny) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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