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A HUMBLE REQUEST

Issued on 7th of The Grand Harvest, 1769

 


 

Greetings, all that may walk these steps. - The wandering few that stride forth without love, a gift is offered to you! The individual known as Dael'droch III Morgaine (@Anothony303) desires a wife! He is a man of many talents, ones that cannot be mentioned as of now. - For his deeds are too many.

 

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Dael'Droch III Morgaine seeking a queen for his king-sized bed.

 


 

For those who wish to take residence beside his body, the following criteria must be made:

  • Be fertile.

 

If you wish to take upon this request, some actions are to be held:

  • The man desires long songs harkening of his past deeds. - The wife in question must be capable of song.
  • The woman must be a virgin, not some harlot or simple *****. - A simple test is to be made.
  • The woman must be in fact, a woman. - Once more, many checks are to be made to be sure of your sexuality and phallus.

 

Those wishing to partake in this request are to send a bird. – Detailing your name, age and race. Those accepted will be interviewed with his greatness. – Dael’droch.

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((bruh

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Kit is very glad that she doesn’t know how to read, despite being in her twenties.

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“Ha...... This is very funny” The young woman said while drinking her tea.

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((please don’t give me a warning point i’ll get forum banned

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Varan Chadmorice is sad that he is unfortunately a male 

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A passing mali’aheral squints at the flier and shook her head. “Valah grow stupider every damn day.”

 

 

A mali’ker woman would spy the flier. “Well that’s certainly objectifying. Go **** yourself, with a cactus.” She’d then shove it into her dress pocket to shred into bedding for one of the rabbits.

 

 

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An elf gets scared and decides to stop talking to Droch

(aha jk lol funny)

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