ItsMrCannibal 119 Share Posted July 5, 2020 (edited) A Poem of the almighty Head Butler in Haense Ra Ra Ruben [Intro] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey [Verse 1] There lived a certain man, in Haense not long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Haesneti chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach word of godan like a preacher Full of cactus green and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire [Chorus] Ra, Ra, Ruben Lover of the Haenseti queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra, Ra, Ruben Haense's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on [Bridge: Newsreader] But when his drinking, lusting and his hunger for power became to known to more and more people, the demands to do something about this outrageous butler became louder and louder! [Verse 2] He ruled the Haense land and never mind the King But the Drunken Buck boogie he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state, he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the Queen he was no wheeler-dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy butler Who would serve her son [Chorus] Ra, Ra, Ruben Lover of the Haenseti Queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra, Ra, Ruben Haense’s greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on [Bridge] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey [Verse 3] "This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Ruben had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us" they kept demanding And he really came [Chorus] Ra, Ra, Ruben Lover of the Haenseti Queen They put some poison into his Tea Ra, Ra, Ruben Haense's greatest love machine He drank it all and he said "I feel fine" Ra, Ra, Ruben Lover of the Haenseti Queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra, Ra, Ruben Haense's greatest love machine And so they shot him till he was dead -Written by Unknown This is 101% Factual Poetry , totally, indeed, and is totally indeed poetry. Edited September 13, 2020 by ItsMrCannibal 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodGuyMatt 7060 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Brandt Barclay cheers at the Hanseti poetry as he stumbles across it, trying to read it with his one and only functional eye. Bobbing his head from side to side whilst he red, it appeared the Barclay already had the melody of the song running through his veins. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Areon 770 Share Posted July 5, 2020 “This was done better a long time ago,” remarks an ancient Adrian. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latelle 719 Share Posted July 5, 2020 Marie bobs her head up and down as she reads this, tapping her foot. ”Could do better with a couple’a syllables ‘n a few places,” she muses. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
erictafoya 2302 Share Posted July 6, 2020 When Ruben and the Queen are cousins 👀 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
seannie 6832 Share Posted July 6, 2020 17 hours ago, Areon said: “This was done better a long time ago,” remarks an ancient Adrian. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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