Bralt is dead and the war is over (parody of piano man)

[Limo_man 403]

 

Bralt is dead and the war is over now

original song by: Billy Joel

parody by: Limo_man

 

It's seven o'clock on a Sunday

The smallest crowd shuffles in

There's an HRA brother sittin' next to me

Makin' love to his carrion and halfling

He says, "Am, can you play me a memory?

I'm not really sure how it went

But it's flames and it's smoke and I knew it complete

As we sat at the gates"

La la la, le li la

La la, le li la, da dum

crush us a scyfling, with your logs

They’ll al burn tonight

Well, we somehow lived

And Hra get another day

Now Manfred the barclay is a friend of mine

He got skewered like some meat

And he’s lost a pc or two and has always died

But he somehow survived the siege

The priest says, ",God please have mercy for manfred"

As he sat there, and he prayed

"Well, I'm sure that he will die

But please have him rest in peace"

Oh, la la la, de di da

La la, de di da, da dum

Now Bralt is a scyfling king

Who never could be killed

And he's talkin' with erwin, who's still in the hra

And probably will be for life

And the shaman are throwin’ drugs

As the Brotherhood slowly get stoned

Yes, they're sharing a fate that only bring death

But it's better than dyin’ alone,

Bralt, you're a psychopath 

Killing the hostages

Well, we're all in the mood to see his ash

And you  lost your first fight

It's a pretty bad ral’ for a Sunday night

And the xarkly gives us a smile

'Cause he knows that nat 20’s are all he rolls

To kill all of the knights

And the nat 1’s,  they sound like a pk 

And the cocktails smell like beer

And they shriek at the walls and they burn in my gaze

And say, "is there any god?"

Oh, la la la, de di da

La la, de di da, da dum

Bralt is now dead, we’ve unlocked scyflings

He sat in a pile of ash

Well, we're all in the mood for a drink

After the 4 hour fight

 

 

Edited July 20, 2020 by Zachary725

[Cheezzy_Garlik 502]

A+ parody

 

Edited July 20, 2020 by Cheezzy_Garlik

[AnonymousAlexa 3877]

Loved it