ronin_champloo 5951 Popular Post Share Posted November 12, 2020 A ZEALOUS REQUEST Issued on 4th of MALIN'S WELCOME, 1794 ______________________________________________________________ Greetings, all to those that may walk this dreary and downtrodded path - to those, meandering along with no reason nor love; a gift is therein offered to you! The individual known as CRUMENA of KAMEES @Heero desires a woman to bear his child. He's a man of many talents, prizes and duties - one of which, a husband. This role can be held, catering to you. Due to living over eight centuries, his standards are very low. Anyone can apply, and be the Mistress of Kamees. ______________________________________________________________ Crumena, in his younger days, having no woman besides him. Will you be that dame? ______________________________________________________________ FOR THOSE WHO WISH TO TAKE THIS REQUEST, THE CERTAIN CRITERIA MUST BE MADE: Be fertile, for this Paladin yearns for a child - a young-ling to train and care for. Be nurturing and strong enough to stop a suicidal paladin - Crumena is an old man, yet the fires of his youth still remain. A high elf. WHAT YOU WILL RECIEVE: A warm bed. GLORY in the light of Xan. The opportunity to carry his child for eight months. ______________________________________________________________ Crumena, having fought his entire life, needs a woman. Any woman, as long as they're of a high elven descent. Crumena, the Sage of Kamees. He doesn't wish to be horny, he yearns to be happy. ______________________________________________________________ OOC NOTE!!! - FEMALES OF LOTC, HEERO has both a BLUE TAG and a GREEN TAG to suit your every need! Spoiler This is a joke, don't gack me. 36 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero 4077 Share Posted November 12, 2020 cursed 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xx_BloodStalk_xX 2120 Share Posted November 12, 2020 O_o 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
firespirit44 1279 Share Posted November 12, 2020 I didnt realise LOTC was serving up clickbait banner ads next to my christian minecraft roleplay Where do I apply? 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhased 3587 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Tilruir'tir of Joma regards the missive with an expression of utmost exasperation. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riftblade 849 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Staff blacklist inbound. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustando 1453 Share Posted November 12, 2020 u ******* troll Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honourary 640 Share Posted November 12, 2020 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamma 588 Share Posted November 12, 2020 LOL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archipelego 2093 Share Posted November 12, 2020 "!_!." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valannor 6345 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Now, when do I get ads for poleaxe extensions? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unwillingly 11113 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Spoiler 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronin_champloo 5951 Author Share Posted November 12, 2020 THIS ISNT A MEME POST, HEERO'S LOOKING FOR WOMEN. NOT MEMES. 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevastiel 285 Share Posted November 12, 2020 How am I supposed to read through the forums and drink my tea at the same time when things like this exist. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloralHedgehog 410 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Highly considering making a female high elf now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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