Ask me what kind of bread you are!

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Today I have made the decision to turn all of you to bread in the eyes and hearts of our wee folk. Feel free to comment along this post if you would like to be stereotyped as a piece of bread.

An example, you ask?

Example:

Here is what type of bread I think Tha_Mystery_Man embodies in his day to day life.

^A real picture of Mystery as bread.

Mystery is a Publix baguette because of his hard exterior and chewy insides.

Pros:

-Affordable by many! 

-Makes you look ~distinguished~

-Can be dipped in balsamic vinegar and olive oil

Cons:

-Hard to chew and might hurt your teeth

-Unethical (Publix probably doesn't pay their laborers enough)

-Dry

 

-=Disclaimer=-

I promise I will not roast you the way I roasted Mystery unless you ask for it. ❤️

Edited December 14, 2020 by Butterpotato02

[Little__Lady 167]

You know what to do 

make bread bread

[NotEvilAtAll 9927]

what bread am i

[Tareon 17]

i wanna know what bread i am >:)

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2 minutes ago, Little__Lady said:

You know what to do 

make bread bread

^A real picture of Little_Lady as brioche!

Little_Lady embodies brioche because it is beloved by many.

Pros:

-~Fluffy and cute~

-May contain chocolate!

-Versatile! It can be the dessert or the main course! Truly a bread for all people!

Cons:

-I can't think of any

[TakeMeT0TheFae 951]

Bread me pls

[TheCapybara 1803]

B r e a d 

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8 minutes ago, NotEvilAtAll said:

what bread am i

^A wonderful picture of NotEvilAtAll as pumpernickel!

NotEvilAtAll embodies pumpernickel bread because it will take your taste buds on a delightful journey!

Pros:

-Unique! Nobody can forget pumpernickel!

-Slightly sweet, but also slightly sour. It's the best of both worlds!

-An OFFICIAL halfling bread

Cons:

-Not easy to digest.

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20 minutes ago, Tareon said:

i wanna know what bread i am >:)

^A live photo of Boblin as a cinnamon roll

Boblin embodies the cinnamon roll because his vibes are, in fact, immaculate!

Pros:

-Adorable! 

-The right level of sweet; a true childhood favorite

-An artform; perfecting the cinnamon roll recipe takes time!

-Didn't get mad at me last night when I voted him out for being imposter even though I had no evidence

Cons:

-May give you cavities

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31 minutes ago, TakeMeT0TheFae said:

Bread me pls

^A picture of Fae just loafing around! Fae is potato bread!

Fae embodies potato bread because of his kindness and relaxing aura!

Pros:

-Another ~Official~ Halfling bread

-A perfect choice for a dinner roll since potato bread is light and airy!

-It's got a cute aesthetic!

Cons:
-Absolutely none. I love potato bread.

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34 minutes ago, SilkieSilky said:

B r e a d 

^SilkieSilky just vibing.

SilkieSilky embodies a concha because of their sugary exterior!

Pros: 

-Very sweet!

-Conchas are very pretty and can be made in pastel colors, too!

-A+ A delight to have in class

Cons:

-Leaves crumbs everywhere they go

[garentoft 8353]

what kind of bread i am

[__Clocky 762]

bread me

[drowknows 696]

me

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12 hours ago, Gusano said:

what kind of bread i am

^A beautiful photo of Gus staying up past is breadtime.

Gusanoarentonio embodies banana bread because of their creativity and sense of self!

Pros:

-Banana bread is thoughtful! It's different, but still comfortable!

-Resourceful; an excellent use of bananas

-May also contain chocolate!

Cons:

-my mom only makes it when all the bananas in the house are ready so it only comes around once in a lifetime