Ask me what kind of bread you are!

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3 hours ago, frill said:

ask me what kind of threads should stop being made

^A photo of Frill at their latest child crustody hearing post-divorce.

Frill embodies the communion wafer!

Pros:

-A symbol of religion, sometimes

-Jesus skin

-Skinny legend

Cons:

-Caution: May ruin fun for the girls and gays!

[Josie_Exotic 390]

3 hours ago, Roguechaotic said:

WHAT BREAD AM IIIIIIII!?

 

^Here is a picture of RogueChaotic rising to the occasion.

RogueChaotic got biscotti because I said so!

Pros:

-May contain chocolate!

-~Fancy~

-Offered in a wide variety of different styles/flavors!

Cons:

-Hard to bite into sometimes

-Could potentially kill somebody with a nut allergy

[Xx_BloodStalk_xX 2120]

 

8 hours ago, Butterpotato02 said:

Calzium represents fruitcake because they show up around the holidays for no reason!

 

 

[Latelle 719]

Alright josie im ready to be cyberbullied

 

Bless me with the knowledge of my breadness

[latte 1310]

hi what kind of bread am i

[Shoalstone 55]

-snip-

[MyNameIsMason 263]

How many types of bread are there?

[Devdog 390]

JOSIEEEE WHAT BREAD AM IIII

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8 hours ago, SunnyBee said:

Alright josie im ready to be cyberbullied

 

Bless me with the knowledge of my breadness

^A real picture of Sunny thinking my bread puns have grown stale.

Sunny embodies cheesy breadsticks because I vibe with cheesy breadsticks!

Pros:

-Business on the outside, party on the inside

-Kinda cheesy

-Very satifsying

Cons:

-Sold at Pizza Hut

-Incapable of loving the lactose intolerant

Edited December 17, 2020 by Butterpotato02

[Josie_Exotic 390]

8 hours ago, LATTE said:

hi what kind of bread am i

^A real photo of Latte that I took yeast-erday.

Latte embodies turtle bread because turtles are cute and bread is cute!

Pros:

-Loved by all

-Smol 

-Thoughtful af

Cons:

-Hard to eat because I don't want to kill lil turtles

-Beady eyes that will stare into the depths of your soul

5 hours ago, Shoalstone said:

pls

^A picture of Shoalstone getting popped by a boar. Butter luck next time!

Shoalstone embodies the belgian waffle which I have now classified as a bread!

Pros:

-Sweet and fluffy!

-Easily customizable and ~very~ interesting

-PRETTY

-Better than pancakes, which are not bread

Cons:

-Capable of murder

[Josie_Exotic 390]

5 hours ago, MyNameIsMason said:

How many types of bread are there?

^You bread my mind Mason! Here's a portrait I made of you.

Mason is cornbread and you cannot tell me otherwise.

Pros:

-Corny

-Easy to make

-Tastes pretty good

Cons:

-Corny

-Can be hard to swallow

2 hours ago, Devdog said:

JOSIEEEE WHAT BREAD AM IIII

^I'm on a roll with these bread puns, Dev. Here's your yearbook photo!

Dev embodies the croissant because croissants are magical and so is Dev!

Pros:

-May contain chocolate!

-Light and fluffy!

-Will make you seem ~fancy~

Cons:

-A lil flaky but it's okay

-Expensive

[Latelle 719]

44 minutes ago, Butterpotato02 said:

^A real picture of Sunny thinking my bread puns have grown stale.

Sunny embodies cheesy breadsticks because I vibe with cheesy breadsticks!

Pros:

-Business on the outside, party on the inside

-Kinda cheesy

-Very satifsying

Cons:

-Sold at Pizza Hut

-Incapable of loving the lactose intolerant

you ***** why did you TEAR ME APART and STRETCH OUT MY ENTRAILS you SICK ****

[ronin_champloo 5951]

hi

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On 12/17/2020 at 3:02 PM, Spoons said:

hi

^A picture of Spoons staying organized with their Toast-It notes.

Spoons is the crouton because croutons are nommy.

Pros:

-Can eat in handfulls

-Excellent snack for the financial struggle

-Cronchy

-The only part of a salad worth eating

Cons:

-Will kidnap your family for no reason

[riorr 1780]

bread