Jump to content

The Karosgrad Times, 359 E.S.


Sander
 Share

Recommended Posts

Chomsky Regular

___________________________________________________________________________

Vol. 1 No. 1                               KAROSGRAD, 10 SA/359 ES                       PRICE THREE MINAS

 

RESULTS OF THE 359 GENERAL ELECTION
 

The results are in! With around 80,000 accepted votes, a large portion of the Haeseni population went out and voted in this year’s General Election, and after counting the many votes it has become clear who the winners are and who the losers are.

Tribune (4 seats in the Duma):
Hildebrand Mondblume - 72,000 votes - ELECTED
Igor Kort - 70,000 votes - ELECTED
Konrad Lauritsen - 64,000 votes - ELECTED
Fionn Castaway - 54,000 votes - ELECTED

Leon D'Airelle - 36,000 votes - NOT ELECTED
Mariya Draghicescu - 24,000 votes - NOT ELECTED


Alderman (3 seats in the Duma):
Valerie D'Airelle - 66,000 votes - ELECTED
Aleksandra Ludovar - 66,000 votes - ELECTED
Vespira Ruthern - 65,000 votes - ELECTED

Henriette Marna de Rafal - 43,000 votes - NOT ELECTED


And lastly, the position of Grand Maer was won by Franz Barbanov in his bid for reelection, winning with 64% of the vote against his second time competitor Tarathiel Asul’onn who won only 36% of the vote, making it clear once again that the people of Karosgrad do not want an elven woman as Maer. 

___________________________________________________________________________

POLITICS

 

HOUSE AMADOR RECEIVES TITULAR UPGRADE - On the 2nd of Msitza and Dargund of the year 359, Haeseni Lord Ramdir Amador, previously a Baron, received a titular upgrade in the form of a Royal Letter from His Majesty, Heinrik II, granting him and the wider House of Amador the title of the Viscounty of Aurveldt. The now Viscount Ramdir will henceforth be styled with a title that will sound unfamiliar to any at first, for this Viscounty title was created for the occasion, with the House of Amador previously only having held the title of Mondstadt, be it as a Barony, County or even Duchy in the far past. From all of us at the Karosgrad Times, congratulations House Amador.


EXTRA OMNES, HABEMUS PAPAM! - After the recent Diet of the Canonist Church in Karosgrad, where many of the Church’s leading Clergymen were killed and slaughtered by Haeseni and Orenian troops, a letter was sent out in the name of High Pontiff Owyn III, saying the Pontiff had passed away and been cremated in accordance to his wishes. It is unclear exactly how the Pontiff died or where, yet the letter issued in his name went on to state that a conclave was to be held by the remaining members of the Church to elect a new High Pontiff following Church tradition. It did not take too long for the Cardinals of the Church to announce ‘Habemus Papam’, that a new Pontiff had been elected by the college of Cardinals. They chose Manfried, Cardinal of St. Julia to be the next pontiff, who proceeded to style Himself as ‘Jude II’. We look forward to His reign over our most Holy Church, and hope that His leadership ushers in a new era of peace and stability.


GRAND MAER ANNOUNCES COUNCIL - In his so-called “Seventh Edict of the Barbanov Maership”, Grand Maer Prince Franz Barbanov announced the establishment of a Municipal Council. This council will serve to advise the Grand Maer on a variety of matters regarding how the city of Karosgrad is run, and will consist of five members. Anyone interested in a position on this council can send a letter to the recently re-elected Grand Maer explaining what plans and aspirations they have for the city as well as their generic background information.


___________________________________________________________________________

RECREATION

 

THE COURTSHIP OF SARAI ((saturday the 13th, 7:30pm EST)) - Brought to you by La Fleur Productions is their newest theatrical performance: The Courtship of Sarai. This play, starring the likes of Elizaveta Carrion, Edward Napier and Icroth Vursur, will be performed on the 12th of Gronna and Droba 360, in the Royal Academy Theatre in Karosgrad. It promises to be a smash-hit performance about the story of Harren, son of Horen, and his forsaken elvish wife: Sarai, who made an alliance between man and elf to save the world from the Orcs, and form the Adunian race. The actors will need to do their best to rise to the high expectations set by the promise of this play!

___________________________________________________________________________

OBITUARY


HIS MAJESTY KOENG JOSEF I ‘THE LIBERATOR’ BARBANOV-BIHAR
On the 5th of Wzuvar and Byvca, the whole of the Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska and the greater known world were stunned at the announcement of the death of His Majesty, Josef I. A king beloved by many, His Majesty was in his 37th year of his life and the 30th year of his reign. Death was no stranger to the Koeng, who ascended to the throne after his father’s suicide when he was 7 years of age. Despite coming onto the throne at a young age and also dying young, Koeng Josef I will undoubtedly be remembered fondly and as a good monarch and friend. During his lifetime he not only oversaw the independence of the Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska, but also gave his efforts to ensure justice and stability in Haense, not to mention he managed to raise a tight-knit family, who shall look back on him as a loving father and husband. In a way though, Koeng Josef was a father to all his people, who he loved dearly and swore to protect to the grave. Had death not taketh our beloved monarch in a coma, it would have taken him on the battlefield, where he would’ve stood with sword and shield in the defense of his people. But alas, the King is dead, long live the King.

Resquiescat In Pace
Josef Barbanov-Bihar
1769-1806

___________________________________________________________________________

ECONOMY


AVERAGE PRICES

Animal Hide - 0.75 Minas                                    0.0%

Book - 0.2 Minas                                                  0.0%

Book & Quill - 1.75 Minas                                   0.0%

Bread - 0.1 Minas                                                 0.0%

Ferrum Ingot - 1.25 Minas                                   0.0%

Fleece - 0.3 Minas                                                0.0%

Steak - 0.25 Minas                                                0.0%

Wool - 0.25 Minas                                                0.0%

 

JOB OFFERS AND ADVERTISEMENTS
 

Contact Editor Casimir Block ((Discord: Sander#0004)) if you wish to have a job offer or an advertisement for your business placed here.

___________________________________________________________________________

QUIZ

 

Which Waldenian is known as the greatest poet in Haeseni history?

 

Readers can send in their answer to have a chance of winning 40 Minas. The winner will be announced in the next issue of The Karosgrad Times.
 

Nobody sent in the correct answer for last issue’s quiz question.


 

Link to post
Share on other sites

Aleksandra Ludovar sends in her answer of Sir Dietrich van Jungingen.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Yuliya Styrne - better known under her pen name Bianca La Fleur - receives a copy of the paper at the Karosgrad inn where she's staying while she and her troupe rehearse. She unfolds it and scans the contents - her lips curling into a smile as she spies the title of her show. "My, how generous of them to give me some free press!" she says aloud to herself before taking a sip of her coffee. "Let's hope this gets a few more curious onlookers through the door."

Link to post
Share on other sites

"The indiscriminate slaughter of clergymen sounds like a prime addition to another list of grievances some claimant somewhere will post in about half a century, just saying." The old Waldenian known as Corwin von Alstreim pointed out through a chuckle to his companion, though any tirades about the irony of Haeseni hypocrisy were quick forgotten in favor of the advertised play. "My, another one from Frau Yuliya's catalogue!..."

Link to post
Share on other sites

 Share

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.



  • Popular Topics

  • Topics

  • Recent Status Updates
    • Options

      Options

    • Qizu

      why do jammed doors take 1+ hour to un-jam...

    • ImmortalShadowZ

      How do we get there? How did you get here, by the way?' [Will asked].
      He heard Halt's deep sigh and knew he'd done it again.
       
      'Do you ever,' the older Ranger said with great deliberation, 'manage to ask just one question at a time? Or does it always have to be multiple choice with you?'
       
      Will looked at him in surprise. 'Do I do that?' he asked. 'Are you sure?'
       
      Halt said nothing. He raised his hands in a 'See what I mean?' gesture...
       
      'Halt,' [Selethen said], 'I could be wrong, but I think you were just guilty of the same fault. I'm sure I heard you ask two questions just then.'
      'Thank you for pointing that out, Lord Selethen,' Halt said with icy formality.

    • Elennanore

      动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
       

    • Nug

      some of you are NOT real.

    • satinkira

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    No Recent Status Updates
×
×
  • Create New...