REX ZHOT'S DEMANDS

[Mickaelhz 3752]

REX ZHOT’S DEMANDS

[!] A final list of demands reaches the Sea Prince and his council.

 

[!] Bazur guided a diplomat from The Crown of Elvenesse into the heart of San’Velku.

 

The Crown of Elvenesse shall…..

 

 

• Officially become a tributionary of The War Nation of Krugmar. They will pay 250 minas per cactus week to Coin’Clekta’Raguk in support of the revival of The War Nation of Krugmar.
• Pay 3000 minas to Coin’Clekta’Raguk for the failed attempted assassination of Rex Zhot’Rax.
• Unbanish all of Krugkind from their lands and allow for the free movement of orcs within it.
• Donate 640 ferrum bars to the Orcish vaults.
• Bring a grub basket that consists of many plants to Rex Zhot’Rax as a gift in appreciation of his mercy. This basket must contain at least 128 cactus green, 128 carrots made out of pure gold, the medical herbs to treat orcish warriors for the next couple of years. The basket must also have a nice bow wrapped around it.
• Propose a necklace made out of elven teeth to Rex Zhot’Rax so it may accompany him wherever he pleases.
• Offer a druidic staff, that’s already owned by a Druid, to Murdok’Lak.
• Grant The Rexdom of Krugmar a tiny spot in their city so that Grubomanca’Rax may have a spot to cook and distribute his famous soup.
• Bring Rex Zhot’Rax a dress made out of elf skin so that Munkizh’Gorkil may wear it when he accompanies the Rex of Krugmar on diplomatic endeavours.

 

 

In Return, THE WAR NATION OF KRUGMAR shall….

 

 

• Engage in a pact of non-aggression with The Crown of Elvenesse until they either stop paying their yearly tribute or show ill-intent towards The Rexdom of Krugmar.
• Forgive The Crown of Elvenesse for trying to surround, overwhelm and ultimately murder THE REX OF THE WAR NATION OF KRUGMAR.

 

 

Signed, REX ZHOT’RAX

[Sorcerio 4594]

Several voices cried with joy. Their prayers had been answered!

[excited 10833]

Kairn read the declaration with a visible smile. 

[Cheezzy_Garlik 502]

Glizzi'Gobbla'Raguk frowns when he heardthe demands, upset that Zhot forgot too add his request for an endless supply of glizzis for him too gobble, as well as some elven prisoners too sacrifice too gazigash.

[Tainted_ace 133]

Rug Bruh'Rax Sharpens his Gladius and puts on his paper plate mask"UG BI BI ELVENESSE"As he hops onto his war beast(two pigs) and begins on his path 

[Valannor 6344]

An 'Ame of repute would blink in surprise at the missive. 

 

She then opted to sequester herself away into her manor, pondering whether or not it was morally correct to support such demands...

 

She eventually decided that such was, indeed, morally correct. 

[yandeer 731]

In a land far from the nation of the proud Sons of Krug, a pale and willowed woman took extensive notes on the Rex's creative ideas for jewelry and accessories made from elven males, a malicious grin crossing her face.

[JEEGK 1253]

"The works of the utilitarian monster." Berr chuckled, lost in the forest.

[EndCallCaesar 484]

Within the Lur Hall a Hobgoblin Warchief would cackle as he read the missive "Heheheh.... Duh Twiggiez muzt anzwah now"

[Slorbin 1771]

Edward Mith hates elves. They're too young, too spry. Aughta experience being crotchety and disgusting sometime, hethinks! He draws a big checkmark in wax crayon on his copy.

[Carson 936]

An unethical alchemist rubs her hands, excited to extract Orc tusks from the deceased population.

[TwilightWolf 883]

From somewhere in the circle of healing, after wrapping up a lecture a loud, genuine laugh is heard rumbling from the classroom after reading halfway through the demands.

 

"A... A bow?! That makes the difference?!" the elf-lord guffaws, wiping a humored and even possibly happy tear from his eye.

 

"Dear Malin, they might be grasping at a bit much, but damn if they don't at least have a sense of humor."

[AnonymousAlexa 3877]

Goy'Glonk cackled upon hearing word of the Rex's proposal. "Dez es gud duhmunds. Dey will pay!" The Orcish woman lifted her fist into the air triumphantly. "Er me will klompa!"

[Unwillingly 11106]

Eir'thall, upon hearing of the missive, lets out a crazed laugh as he spoke with a brother. "Despite all of this, there's still those few among our own that dare defend their presence within our green motherland. I'd like to see them sympathize with these brigands after this and say I was wrong once more, to criticize me for loathing these orcs of Krugmar, to physically harm me for it. Am I still wrong to loathe these brigands?" 

[Masouri 2131]

Bazur smiles at the list "Mi lub new Rex."