NotEvilAtAll 9912 Popular Post Share Posted April 15, 2021 You're logging onto your favorite MMORPG server in Minecraft, the Lord of the Craft. You head over to your favorite mob grinding spot in the desert, only to notice that someone else is occupying it! Disheartened, you head over to your guild headquarters in Neo-Sutica, passing by the Adventurers Guild where the last of the Story Team members drown their sorrows with alcohol ever since all events were mechanized and automated away from them. You go to your Improved Blacksmithing Station, crafted from 12 blocks of solid carbarum, and use the last dribble of your Vortex energy to craft some fancy enhanced carbarum arrows with some harpy feathers, dragonwood sticks, battle-ready carbarum ingots, and the pixie dust your Guild members prepared earlier. You dip them in instant-death potion, a new item added in Vortex 23.0, hoping that it'll come in handy. You don your full set of mermaid leather archer armor, take out your blood maple bow, and head out. You find your enemy in the desert again. How dare they take away your favorite mob grinding spot! It was where you got your first persona to Vortex archery level 120, after all, and you won't give it up without a fight! You do a quick /realname to get their username and then /msg them the duel request. They accept the duel, and the two of you are automatically teleported to the battle arena underneath the map. You breathe in and out slowly, preparing your weapons as the PvP countdown hits zero... You fire your bow! The enhanced carbarum arrow wizzes through the air as fancy particle effects burst out of it like a rainbow. The carbarum arrowhead maximizes damage against armored opponents, the dragonwood shaft counters your foe's puny armor enchantments with its anti-magical properties, the harpy feather fletching lets you finish them off in the second shot with greater ease, leaving them no time to heal! Of course, the instant-death potion effect applied on these arrows is another way you will screw over this foul opponent of yours! Once hit with the arrow, they'll be taking poison and wither damage at the same time until they get a cleric class healer to cast the proper spell upon them! Combined with the high damage percentage bonuses of your bow and archer armor, there is nothing your opponent can do to stop you! They whip out a white-dyed shield, your arrow instantly bouncing off of it and heading back at you. A new message pops up in your chat: "HAHA, I have a reflection shield! Eat it, NERD!" The arrow hits your character in the face. You are instantly thrown 10 blocks backwards and 5 blocks in the air. Blinded, withered, poisoned, nauseated, on fire, and completely out of hunger shanks, you collapse against the side of the battle arena in shock. You had never prepared for this encounter before. You shake in anger, realizing that you forgot to cast the anti reflection spell before combat! You die, dropping all of your minas on the ground and losing 10 points of combat rating. You stare at your screen, the big "YOU DIED" staring right back at you. You exit to title screen, and play a different game. 38 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nozgoth 2897 Share Posted April 15, 2021 (edited) lord of the craft Edited April 15, 2021 by Wizard of NOZ 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unwillingly 10838 Share Posted April 15, 2021 lord of the craft 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_pr0fit 2937 Share Posted April 15, 2021 "Grr, Hiss Vortex" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mika1278 2640 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Neo-sutica looking kinda pog 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crevel 4699 Share Posted April 15, 2021 I can't tell if this is in support of Vortex, or against it. Either way, it makes me more hype for Surge 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulReapingWolf 2258 Share Posted April 15, 2021 @nickrocky213 this post right here is goals. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nozgoth 2897 Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Crevel said: I can't tell if this is in support of Vortex, or against it. Either way, it makes me more hype for Surge 1 minute ago, SoulReapingWolf said: @nickrocky213 this post right here is goals. @NotEvilAtAll LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, THE POST HAS BACKFIRED 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hephaestus 1317 Share Posted April 15, 2021 abort. abort. ABORT. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotEvilAtAll 9912 Author Share Posted April 15, 2021 Just now, Wizard of NOZ said: @NotEvilAtAll LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE, THE POST HAS BACKFIRED Sorry sir you need to level up your social skill more to post this comment 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nozgoth 2897 Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 minute ago, NotEvilAtAll said: Sorry sir you need to level up your social skill more to post this comment [!] Error: Required Speech Skill = 32 [!] Error: Required Semantics Skill = 13 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiebe 2475 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Looks fun 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honourary 598 Share Posted April 15, 2021 lords of the craft 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorsand 1744 Share Posted April 15, 2021 mAKE IT STOP 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotEvilAtAll 9912 Author Share Posted April 15, 2021 4 minutes ago, Shorsand said: mAKE IT STOP Silence is a level 50 Shadow priest ability. It silences the target, preventing them from casting spells for 5 seconds, and acts against an interrupt against non-player targets. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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