Caelria 2618 Popular Post Share Posted April 22, 2021 Beefeater Nation “The Mali’aheral all have great inner power. The power is self-faith. There’s really an attitude to winning. You have to see yourself winning before you win. And you have to be hungry. You have to want to conquer.” - Othelu Orrar, Sohaer of Haelun’or, 11th of Snow's Maiden 21 S.E. What is strength? Is it muscle? Is it size? Is it power? The humans say strength lies in work. The dwarves in the ability to sustain pressure. The orcs in the power to exert your body over others. But how long have the Elves known strength? How does a city-state like Haelun’or fight a nation three times her size and win without a single casualty? The High Elves know better than anyone that strength is a state of mind. You need a winner’s mindset, and racial purity is for winners. Very real and true to life painting of Sohaer Othelu Orrar after approximately 2 weeks of the beefeater diet. Let it be known that the official state sponsored dish of Haelun’or is and will henceforth be beef, used to supplement the ration of bread allocated to all Haelun’orian citizens as part of their right to good food and living conditions. There is an old saying that you are what you eat, and Haelun’or is a beefeater nation. Top Haelun’orian scientists all say the same thing. There is no better way of building muscle than eating meat. A healthy and well-rounded diet of beef and ale are essential to the cultivation of both a healthy mindset and a healthy body, and Haelun’orian citizens have been cultivating both mass and muscle since these dishes have been introduced into the pool of military and civilian rations. The proof is in the pudding. Haelun’orian endorsement of the beefeater diet is essential to good health, and is suspected by clinicians to lead to a marked decrease in homosexual ideation. For this reason I am henceforth putting out a formal endorsement of the Beefeater Nation Fitness Program, or the BNFP, where every Haelun’orian shall be expected to congregate in the dawn of the seventh day of every Elven week and present for Haelun’or their fitness and exercise accomplishments over the course of the year. It’s time to turn that mush into muscle. To cultivate the strength to bring ore from the soil and forge it into our pure vision of industry and commerce. To pull the stone from earth and create our great and towering citadels. To fell the tree and turn it into great ships for our beloved nation. A nation where every Elf is strong, where every man and woman is a worker and a soldier, and where every soldier is a scholar. Purity lies in both the mind and the body. You cannot have one without the other. Ay’larihei. Ay’Haelun’or. Othelu Orrar, Sohaer of the City-State of Haelun’or, in accordance with the Silver Council of Haelun’or and will of the High Elven people 35 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Morigung-oog 2212 Share Posted April 22, 2021 "From beets to beef." The Okarir'maehr mused as she read the missive within the comforts of her own home. "My how we're progressing. Maehr'sae Hiylun'ehya!" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryloth 4312 Share Posted April 22, 2021 "Ay'Othelu." Haskir drawls, a beef-eating grin curling along his maw. He shines his dollar with a silken cloth. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kiiwi 1441 Share Posted April 22, 2021 "Ay'Larihei! Ay'Haelunor!" chanted Ayliana, the vegetarian not really knowing what was happening but was just happy to be there. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Punished_Pup 1303 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Mia passing through Haelun'or takes a read over the document, she stands silent trying to process the information she'd just read, asking herself internally "Do they really expect to have this diet of Beef, Bread and Ale sustain them?" Her thoughts turn on to the other sections of the businesses pertaining to food, what of the Pig farmers? What of the Chicken Farmers? What of the lovely Lamp Chops that wouldn't be farmed on the lands of the Silver City? She ponders for a moment, becoming hungry at the thought of Lamp Chops, deciding to grab a bite at the nearby tavern.The woman blankly stared at her meal for a moment, her thoughts unable to leave the Beefeater Diet. "Ale?" She'd whisper to herself quietly, thinking upon what it would mean if the 'Aheral of Haelun'or drunk Ale as part of their diet only, she concluded they would indeed be drunk, but she began to wonder how the Malian would function if they were constantly tipsy on Ale. She shook her head, deciding to eat away at her meal, this was not a question she needed answered. The 'Aheral woman would set her cutlery neatly on the plate as she took it up for the staff to clean, offering thanks for the wonderful meal. Heading out of the tavern to get some fresh air, she looked over the trees and thought once more of the dreaded Beef Eater diet "What of honey!" The figure internally exclaimed, how she enjoyed wild mountainside flower honey, mixed in her Oatmeal for breakfast, along with some milk, mixture of berries and banana slices.Mia was at her wits end at this point, all these wonderful flavors, tastes, textures.. Reduced to Beef, Bread and Ale. She decides to take her leave, completely forgetting her reason for visiting the Silver City, as she looked out over the gates as she left, her heart sunk, as she looked over the waves against the Island Haelun'or sat upon, having already made her way down the stairs some she'd quietly yell to herself "Fish!" What of the smoked Salmon? Mussels? Shrimp? She couldn't question this any longer and ran to the ferry, tears welling in her eyes over her visit to the Silver City, having to go home and recover. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
XoxoMinnieXoxo 351 Share Posted April 22, 2021 "Maehr'sae Hiylun'ehya!" Kolvar Trafina echos, fully supporting the Sohaer and the nation as a proud member of the El'sillumiran 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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