The Victory of Northlandgrad Over Oren

[__Clocky 762]

[!] Posters of victory are hung up around the entirety of Almaris.

 

The Victory of Northlandgrad over Orenian Forces

 

Providence being burnt down after the victory of Northlandgrad forces, circa 1818.

 

Today, we gather to celebrate the victory of Northlandgrad over the Orenian Army, right in their own city of Providence. We have captured the emperor, all the members of the alderman, all of the ISA generals and commanders, and every single Orenian citizen. We did not start this war, but we will for sure end it, for we will have not but a single ounce of mercy to the defenseless women and children of Oren. While this poster is abrupt, I would like to say that we easily came into Oren with 900 armed forces, and slaughtered 500 women and children mercilessly. I have made the emperor denounce the pontiff, and all Orenians, but I will not provide evidence because I do not want to. 

 

- Commander of the Northlandgrad Armed Forces,

God King Laquinta

[Slorbin 1771]

Edward Mith would rejoice at the news! "Praise Emperor Laquinta! He has vanquished the minor hamlet of Oren!"

[_pr0fit 2944]

"Oren loses again." Vane says offering a smirk at the post.

[Qaz_The_Great 1189]

An old man cheers as the God Emperor marches through the streets.

[angella302 92]

Grins at the news, she nods in approval. 

[Mannamannaa 1626]

Kor'garr'Lur would raise a brow as he peers over the missive. "Diz nuuz... Ez truly wundurvul. Wut du dey blah? 'Ahvey Northlindzgrahd!'"

 

Edited May 2, 2021 by Mannamannaa

[Lickspittle 694]

"I wonder if the Emperor will use Orenian Dark Magic to avoid dying!" Says the famous anti-dark magics advocate Caelan Jrent.

[tea with Gwyn 217]

"The defenseless did not have to die... the barbarism is palpable. Time to check if this is real."

[Asutto 1947]

Erik Erikson, the Northlandgrad delivery boy runs up to the doors of the Norlandic Palace, pounding on it furiously "Excu'e meh sehr" He exclaimed, as he placed a crate down on the doorstep "You ha'e a delivery from t'e Oreners - A shipment of Copium it zeems, t'ey say t'ey found a surplus in t'e basemen' of the Sehdan Manor and t'oug't ye could use et!" 

[Shiredom 1545]

"Even if this is fake, I'm still glad that Providence is now ash, like it's former brother." A High Elf in a Plague Outfit says

[Arashiha 294]

Lunah wipes a tear from her eyes after having laughed for awhile, "Aww a i needed a good laugh, now lets see if orenians realises what its parodying."

[Shmeepicus 3941]

Caspian glanced over the very-real missive. "It would appear that the Norlanders aren't coping with their recent loss very well."

[Notic 941]

Iheiu Aylir looks over the poster, his jaw dropping in utter shock as he recoils backwards from the poster, "How could they?! Those dirty killers at Northlandgrad! I remember when they burned cats in the street of Sutica!" He said jokingly as he continued his fishing preparations.

Edited May 2, 2021 by MonkeNotic

[Imperium 3293]

"It seems they must make up false victories in their heads, they aren't taking the loss very well I assume." Captain Ruthern shakes his head.

[VonAulus 2076]

Alphonse would remark upon reading this work, "It is true, the only place the Norland hordes find success is in their imaginations."