__Clocky 762 Popular Post Share Posted May 2, 2021 [!] Posters of victory are hung up around the entirety of Almaris. The Victory of Northlandgrad over Orenian Forces Providence being burnt down after the victory of Northlandgrad forces, circa 1818. Today, we gather to celebrate the victory of Northlandgrad over the Orenian Army, right in their own city of Providence. We have captured the emperor, all the members of the alderman, all of the ISA generals and commanders, and every single Orenian citizen. We did not start this war, but we will for sure end it, for we will have not but a single ounce of mercy to the defenseless women and children of Oren. While this poster is abrupt, I would like to say that we easily came into Oren with 900 armed forces, and slaughtered 500 women and children mercilessly. I have made the emperor denounce the pontiff, and all Orenians, but I will not provide evidence because I do not want to. - Commander of the Northlandgrad Armed Forces, God King Laquinta 53 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorbin 1771 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Edward Mith would rejoice at the news! "Praise Emperor Laquinta! He has vanquished the minor hamlet of Oren!" 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_pr0fit 2944 Share Posted May 2, 2021 "Oren loses again." Vane says offering a smirk at the post. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qaz_The_Great 1189 Share Posted May 2, 2021 An old man cheers as the God Emperor marches through the streets. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
angella302 92 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Grins at the news, she nods in approval. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannamannaa 1626 Share Posted May 2, 2021 (edited) Kor'garr'Lur would raise a brow as he peers over the missive. "Diz nuuz... Ez truly wundurvul. Wut du dey blah? 'Ahvey Northlindzgrahd!'" Edited May 2, 2021 by Mannamannaa 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lickspittle 694 Share Posted May 2, 2021 "I wonder if the Emperor will use Orenian Dark Magic to avoid dying!" Says the famous anti-dark magics advocate Caelan Jrent. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tea with Gwyn 217 Share Posted May 2, 2021 "The defenseless did not have to die... the barbarism is palpable. Time to check if this is real." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asutto 1947 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Erik Erikson, the Northlandgrad delivery boy runs up to the doors of the Norlandic Palace, pounding on it furiously "Excu'e meh sehr" He exclaimed, as he placed a crate down on the doorstep "You ha'e a delivery from t'e Oreners - A shipment of Copium it zeems, t'ey say t'ey found a surplus in t'e basemen' of the Sehdan Manor and t'oug't ye could use et!" 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiredom 1548 Share Posted May 2, 2021 "Even if this is fake, I'm still glad that Providence is now ash, like it's former brother." A High Elf in a Plague Outfit says 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arashiha 294 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Lunah wipes a tear from her eyes after having laughed for awhile, "Aww a i needed a good laugh, now lets see if orenians realises what its parodying." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmeepicus 3942 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Caspian glanced over the very-real missive. "It would appear that the Norlanders aren't coping with their recent loss very well." 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notic 941 Share Posted May 2, 2021 (edited) Iheiu Aylir looks over the poster, his jaw dropping in utter shock as he recoils backwards from the poster, "How could they?! Those dirty killers at Northlandgrad! I remember when they burned cats in the street of Sutica!" He said jokingly as he continued his fishing preparations. Edited May 2, 2021 by MonkeNotic 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperium 3297 Share Posted May 2, 2021 "It seems they must make up false victories in their heads, they aren't taking the loss very well I assume." Captain Ruthern shakes his head. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonAulus 2076 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Alphonse would remark upon reading this work, "It is true, the only place the Norland hordes find success is in their imaginations." 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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