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James Fisher outright rejects these statements and prepares for war! "I claimed it first!!!" 😡

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Walter de Lolcow sharpens his blade, ready to fight for the glorious supreme leader Simplicus.

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1 minute ago, DrakeHaze. said:

James Fisher outright rejects these statements and prepares for war! "I claimed it first!!!" <img src=">

Simplicius prepares to meet the legendary James Fisher in the forgotten settlement of Nook Towne.

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A woman would be seen drawing her sword before chanting "We will bring PEACE! FREEDOM! JUSTICE! AND SECURITY TO OUR NEW LAND!" 

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Amon Gus, a simple peasant, bows before God Emperor Simplicissimus. "Hark! The words of our great and wise ruler! Any who would defy it shall meet the might of a thousand thousand war beetles!" the peasant raves in an empty field, the god given land of Simplicissimus.

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Ursula looks at the ground underneath her that suddenly turned red. "Welp. Time for war."

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"T'is is false. All land 'n t'a world beh righ'ful proper'eh o' t'a SPICEH EMPIRE!" says a halfling nostalgic for the glory days.

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A Frog-Knight Legionnaire prepares a caravan of slystels, some of which held arbalests upon their back that were held together by pure will and wads of chewed gum alone. “For God and Simplicissimus!” He croaked aloud.

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"Why didn't ah think o' that?" the greedy Clan Lord of the Goldhands says upon reading the missive on his lavish desk

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Obrecht Barclay looks up from his lessons to laugh. "I mean, it's impressive how absolutely no one wants the Ice Spikes."

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51 minutes ago, Burnsider said:

Obrecht Barclay looks up from his lessons to laugh. "I mean, it's impressive how absolutely no one wants the Ice Spikes."

Simplicius didn't try to claim the territory of the Rimeveld Trolls because they ain't doing nobody no harm.

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