Storming of the Bastille

[Masouri 2131]

STORMING OF THE BASTILLE

14th of the First Seed, Year 28 of the Second Age.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IahvCIqeOc

 

“Okay, I pull up, hop out at the Orenian after party

You and all your friends,  being tossed like bodies.” - Banjo during his after concert.

 

“See that right triangle? a^2+b^2=c^2” - Sigma the Mathematician 

 

 

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Link to the Cha Cha Slide and Fight:

https://youtu.be/nCCuX_59xR8

 

 

 

The Ferrymen are proud to announce the first major victory of the war, with the Siege of Luciensburg followed with the Capture of the Bastion. The Ferrymen along with the joint forces of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Kingdom of Norland, and the Silver State of Haelunor marched upon the gates of Luciensburg where the Imperial Army was currently stationed. The Imperial Army, made up of 8,700 soldiers, hide cowardly behind their gates as a Coalition Army of 10,000 led by the infamous Banjo, Donovan Freysson, and Officer Grudgebeard. Although the Imperial Army cowered behind their gates, the mighty Ferrymen Special Ops group led by Henry Parente and Django committed Operation Poor Plumbing, in which they infiltrated the sewers and slayed an impressive 1,200 Imperials at their hands. With this victory in hand, the Coalition forces moved to Urguan to commit the traditional Ferrymen Slide with a record 5,000 soldiers neatly cha-chaing to the rhythmic beat of Banjo’s banjo.

 

This was only a mere cover up for Imperial Intelligence, as a Second Operation branded “Oren After Party '' was commenced shortly after. 600 Ferrymen and 600 Norlanders led by Banjo and Donovan Freysson went on an incognito mission in the heart of the Kingdom of Oren. This operation was not hard though - the Imperial gate keepers were fast asleep as the 1,200 soldiers easily walked through the gates. These Coalition soldiers were met by 1,400 Orenians who at the sight of combat fled to the safety of their Bastion. They made a grave mistake, for Grand Strategian Sigma from Norland calculated the fastest route to cut the sluggish Orenians off and beat them to the inside of the Bastion where their forces were quickly slain, with no Coalition casualties. These Coalition soldiers captured the Bastion on this day, bringing the first major victory of the War. Let this be known - hiding behind your gates and murdering innocents will lead you onto a path of defeat. The Ferryman will come for you all in time.

 

 

Signed,

 

Banjo, Captain of the Ferrymen, Savior of the Common and Free People, 

Liberator of Man, The Bringer of Equality, Capturer of the Bastion, Defeater of Racism

 

The Ferryman

 

 

Edited May 8, 2021 by Masouri

[jdesarno 380]

Nugget happily pretends the next batch of melons are Orenian heads, humming 'Iron from Ice' On occasion. 

 

The Dwarflet can dream, don't mind him, go about your business~ 

[FlemishSupremacy 4929]

Quartermaster Quinten smiles brightly, having discovered the sewer entrance in which quite a few Orenians perished!

 

Elathion rose an eyebrow as he saw the Ferrymen storm the bastille whilst he was on his way to meet his son. How amusing!

[__Clocky 762]

Bugharz'Grat smiles the suns smile.

[Ryloth 4312]

Haskir pins the missive to his refrigerator using a "based" magnet upon reviewing Banjo's signature.

[Emery 737]

[aiden0023 1373]

Decent Dave the Ferryman dances after hearing about his brothers' victory at the Bastille.

[Elite Snipes 3542]

Bakir Ireheart smiles the suns smile as the Orenians cower in Luciensburg, not wanting to come out and fight! Nevertheless Bakir cleaned his blade of Orenian blood after wiping the ISA bastion in a successful raid of Providence!

 

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OOC: 

 

[Laeonathan 3925]

"'Ow come ah always miss da action? So disappointin'" Khenarlum Doomforged notes

[LuneAria 169]

"Right foot, les stomp." Asvi sings, stomping on a makeshift model of Providence. "Left foot, les stomp." Another Orenian village falls to her feet. "Cha cha now y'all."

 

After a brief dance, Asvi picks up her axes. "Les go to vork." 

[Javert 5498]

Hali Kvitravn performs the famed Ferryman Slide with his fellow Clanmates upon reading about the glorious victory at the Bastille!

[Willstertheking2 1101]

Levian'Tol Grandaxe goes to wipe blood from his Ordaz before letting out a heavy sigh "Roight... t'ey hid." He moves to set his weapon in it's stand before cracking a cold one.

[Qaz_The_Great 1189]

Caedric smiles as he drinks a celebratory drink with his friends and family.

[chaosgamer_ 754]

Rha'kir listens in from his weekly mail in Attenlund to keep himself updated on the war back home in Almaris!

[YaBoyJay_ 351]

Absolon screams, "IRON FROM ICE!" he lifts a blade up as he reads the notice, hoping that the ferrymen know it was him raising a sword in their honor. "Good job boys! Oren es quakin in their boots!"