Pancakehz 1697 Popular Post Share Posted May 10, 2021 The Drums of Wagh [!] A colorized depiction of an Orcish capture of two tiny elf men. [!] In the throne room of Krugmar, a goblin scribe begins to scribble on parchment. His words acting as reflections of the Rex's own. The following document was then distributed throughout the lands of Krugmar and Elvenesse to anyone who could listen. A Missive to The Crown of Elvenesse Dear Zkahers, For too long have you insulted the honor and strength of the Children of Krug. Your attempted assassination of Rex Zhot was thwarted, yet when he retaliated, you cowered behind your walls. Your challenge to Bazur'Gorkil was met with little to show in the way of fear and yet when he answered, you once again cowered. Now, you neglect to pay the tribute you owe to Krugmar. This is the final warning to you twiggiez. Attached is a list of demands brought to you by Rex Azhug'Gorkil and the Orcs of Krugmar. The Crown of Elevenesse will pay the owed tribute, an amount of 1500 mina. The Crown of Elvenesse will pay interest on the late payments, an amount of 500 mina, bringing the total to 2000 mina. The Crown of Elvenesse will issue a public apology to the Orcs of Krugmar for their attempt on the life of former Rex Zhot, their insults to Bazur'Gorkil and their neglect to pay what they owe. The Crown of Elvenesse will henceforth pay a tribute of 350 mina per Krug week to the Rex of Krugmar. To solidify such an agreement, Elvenesse and Krugmar will sign a tributary contract. A shrine to Krug will be constructed within the land of the Crown of Elvenesse. The Crown of Elvenesse will grant mine access to any Orc of Krugmar. Elvenesse Leadership will offer kisses upon the feet of the Honorable Korgahk'Gorkil whilst also offering a suitable wife for the aforementioned Gorkil. Vytrek Tundrak will inherit the Crown of Elvenesse. (Negotiable) You will be given three Krug days to issue a response to these demands. After the period of three Krug days concludes, an ETERNAL WAGH shall be declared upon the Crown of Elvenesse. With Love, Rex Azhug'Gorkil, The Rex, Rex of Krugmar, Krugmarian Rex, Rex of the Orcs, Orcish Rex, The People's Rex, Rex 43 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlanth 3525 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Smol'Ruk grabs his sword and shrieks at the top of his lungs as he runs through out Krugmar spreading the word. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elite Snipes 3542 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Korgahk’Gorkil The Honorable would smile upon seeing his brother Azhug set such a high bar for the traitors of the Elveneese. The orc would start rallying his fellow Gorkils for War. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmeepicus 3942 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Erilian Oranor glanced over the missive before sighing. "I didn't want to go home this early..." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkee 7356 Share Posted May 10, 2021 7 minutes ago, Pancakehz said: Vytrek Tundrak will inherit the Crown of Elvenesse. (Negotiable) Vytrek Tundrak idly scans over the missive within his tent, sipping from his canteen. Upon coming across this term, however, he spits the contents out all over the parchment. "Wait, what?" 21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tainted_ace 133 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Rug Bruh Rax, The Impaler, Dominus of the war nation of Krugmar, would begin sharpening his stakes and spears, readying to mount elvish bodies along the road of elvenesse to krugmar 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousAlexa 3877 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Andria observed the growing tensions from afar, smirking faintly at the elves' plight. "They have truly brought this upon themselves," she uttered to her father within the comforts of Camlannen. @Antilibertarian 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tea with Gwyn 217 Share Posted May 10, 2021 The open missive of demands was met from the Storm Druid by appalled and incredulous laughter. She wiped away her tears with the parchment before tearing it up to build a makeshift nest for a bird whose wing was injured. "Oh, I haven't had a laugh like that in months... as much as I would give to see Evar'tir kiss an orc's feet, they can't seriously believe these demands will all be met. Ahhh.. let them come and bang their clubs on the gate." 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdesarno 380 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Nugget is visibly amused amidst his melon crusade on Oren. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShyDisaster 102 Share Posted May 10, 2021 [!] As Kretz'Ox would read over a copy of the message, still quite tired, the only reaction he could really give was a laugh at how the elfs were addressed, and a shrug at the biger statement. "Tei agreed to pai te skahin tribute agh now tei are juzt backin down on teir promizez. Eesi problem, eesi solution. Hopefulli tei will juzt realize that agh te worzt kan be avoided", Kretz would mutter to anyone who would just listen. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Media Wizard 2954 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Amaesil Vuln'miruel regards the note from atop the Keep of the Order. Coming to the end of the missive, he would neatly fold the parchment and tuck it into his red robe that draped across his half-plate armor. Raising the odd device Celiasil had gifted him long ago, he would peer half a world away and spot the black billows of smoke that constantly spewed from the Warnation to the north. He lowers the telescope and sets it against the old, stone railing. Gripping the rock, he'd exhale and his breath would catch in the frigid morning air. He was hardly battle-tested and was now flung headfirst into multiple conflicts of epic proportions. He was young, inexperienced and — more than anything else — naïve. How could he expect to win against such odds? A smile comes to his face. He tilts his chin upward and glares northward to the black pillars. A song he had once heard began to play through his head; a song he had heard in travels along the Orenian roadways. He sang the tune softly to himself as he marched on: to victory or defeat. "... Glory, glory — what a hell of a way to die..." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xx_BloodStalk_xX 2120 Share Posted May 10, 2021 The Dark Lord's brow only lowered more and more as he read through the Rex's words. The first thing that caught his attention was the mention of such a foolish attempt on the life of the war chieftain, a subtle grin forming across his pale features as he skimmed through the demands. Perhaps he found them silly, and assumed it would have been quicker to just declare war.Dark Dael did drink a shot of liquor for the Honorable Korgahk'Gorkil however, wishing the best in regards to his plight. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ThatDutchFellow 1054 Share Posted May 10, 2021 (edited) A Goblins Shaman by the name of Al-Uk calmly scans his visage over the parchment rested before him squinting over each word with is one eye carefully smirking at the mentioning of war "Finnaleh wi gunnah du zumtin boud doze globbizh twiggiez" The Titanous Drekür'Ungri sits in his cave home ravaging a corpse of a deer feasting uppon its flesh a very nervous goblin stands hind the Olog reading out the missive which he himself can't as the word of War gets mentioned the beast launches his arm backwards sending the Goblin flying into the cave wall... It seems their nervousness was justified however once both arms were cranked back the beast roads out at the top of his lungs "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH TU TWIGGIEZ" some rocks in the caverns rumbling at the thundering voice as he exclaims such Edited May 10, 2021 by ThatDutchFellow 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedFries 426 Share Posted May 10, 2021 "Hm? Oh- What the?-" The Hummingbird Druid lifted the missive to his face as his eyes scanned over the piece of paper, taking in the writing and information upon it. He'd then sigh loudly before complaining to the animals that sat beside him in the forest "I swear- at this point I don't know if these missives are true or not. I don't understand why all these nations are fighting amongst themselves... May the Aspects be with whoever at this point- let the wars be over with quickly." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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