THE FIRST INAUGURAL MEETING OF THE CULT OF THE GYMNASIUM

[Narthok 9213]

THE FIRST INAGURAL MEETING OF THE CULT OF THE GYMNASIUM

 

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MUSCLES FLEXED AND BROWS PERSPIRED AS THE TITANS OF HAELUN’OR EXERTED THEMSELF IN THE GLORIOUS CHURCH OF IRON AND STEEL. HEAVING MASSIVE WEIGHTS OVER THEIR HEADS THEY DEMONSTRATED THEIR DEDICATION TO THE PATH OF PHYSICAL PURITY. THUS THE CULT OF THE GYMNASIUM WAS INAUGURATED. A BROTHERHOOD FORGED IN A MUTUAL APPRECIATION FOR STEEL AND THE PHYSICAL FORM.

 

WHILE SOME MALI’THILL MAY DEDICATE THEMSELVES TO THE PATH OF KNOWLEDGE, THE MEMBERS OF THE GYMNASIUM COMMIT THEMSELVES TO THE PATH OF PHYSICAL PURITY, CHISELLING AWAY STATUES OF PERFECTION FROM THEIR VERY FLESH WITH CEASELESS EXERTION AND TOIL IN THE HOLY GYMNASIUM.

 

 

AT THE INAUGURAL PUBLIC EXHIBITION KAEL AND ZAYN BEDAZZLED THE MANY GATHERED CITIZENS OF HAELUN’OR AS THEY DEMONSTRATED THEIR UNRIVALLED PHYSICAL CONDITIONING AND MENTAL FORTITUDE.

 

 

 

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[PeachLova 324]

"They still look like twinks. ." The mali'aheral commented as he read the missive. All the while doing bicep curls from the safety of his room under the stairs. 

[Glade 521]

"A GLORIOUS DAY FOR HAEULUN'OR!!" Exclaims Zayn Montgomery Lichenstein, as he flexes his muscular arms.

[King_Kunuk 888]

A muscular elf with a frown to rival Zayn's glorious smile looks at this missive with a stony glare, stroking his large beard.

"My time has come... I must join with my brothers in arms" he says with a tone that would cause lesser men to shake in their boots before he begins to sprint with his chiseled legs towards Haelun'or

Edited May 12, 2021 by King_Kunuk

[CorweenieTheJedi 889]

Sevrel completely abandons everything else in his life and travels to Haelun'or to join this cult and get swole

[Morigung-oog 2282]

"And so it begins."
 

Valindra mused, a faint grin taking to her features as she held her signature glass of legion red in her other.

 

"Maehr'sae Hiylun'ehya, with a heavy emphasis on the Hiylun."

[SacredSource 213]

"At long last! The physical path of Maehr'sae Hiylun'ehya has returned!" Zelios exclaims. He proceeds to grasp onto a nearby tree branch and performs a few pull-ups.

[Ryloth 4312]

Haskir flexes his rippling body of pristine and immaculate musculature, shirt shredding from his form.

"We back."

"The only bad workout was the one that didn't happen."

[_Sug 2554]

THALON ENJOYS HIS FIRST KAEL'THAS WATER AEROBICS INSTRUCTION WITH THE ELDERS OF THE SILVER CITY

[Slorbin 1771]

Edward Mith feels an intense sense of nostalgia for his earlier days. "If me bones were what th'y us'd tah be, I'd 'appily work-out.."

[latte 1310]

April, the Head Physician has a heart attack because A) she is puny, and B) she isn't there to see all the Mali'thill fail at weightlifting.