[EVENT] Dey uv dah Rex!

[Mannamannaa 1626]

[!] A missive would be sent out to all corners of Almaris, a scroll of dense parchment containing surprisingly legible Common script [!]

 

Dey uv Dah Rex: Ah Celebration!

[!] A colorized depiction of orcs being served by William 'Gruksmasha' Raven at the Betharuz Tavern. [!]

 

To all brothers and sisters of Krug, and all other peoples of Almaris:

There is wonderful news and reason for all peoples to rejoice this day! The War Nation of Krugmar is delighted to announce a celebration, wherein there will be feasting, fighting, and festivities for all! This is a time for laughter and celebration, for our people proclaim the veteran Azhug'Gorkil as the new Rex, leader of all those who share the honor and blood of Krug. No matter your allegiance or status, we welcome you to join us for multiple days of celebration in the grand goi of Krugmar as our Rex takes the first steps in leading our nation to greatness once more. We will feast, we will klomp, we will drink, we will smoke, and we will honor this new beginning with all who wish to attend! This event will be from the Azhty'futh' (XIV) to the Azhty'H'gakh'th (XVIII) day of the upcoming Grand Harvest!

The planned festivities include:
-A spiritual ritual and telling of Orcish history guided by our Motsham, the legendary shaman Murdok'lak. These rites and lessons will be held for all to witness as our new leader receives the spirits blessing for his reign.
 

-A grand fist-klomping competition, the all new Tournament of the Iron Fist! Face off against friend and rival alike with the most honorable weapons of all, your very own fists. The singular grand victor will receive a trophy inscribed with their own name as well as the title "Ironclad of Krugmar"! This prize will also include an astounding 500 mina. Are you strong enough to reign victorious?
 

-Time with the new rex! All who attend will be given the chance to personally speak with the rex in a casual nature. Ask questions, offer advice, pledge fealty, or even challenge him to an arm-wrestle!

 

- For those who trust the strength of their stomach, Kor'garr is announcing a great drinking competition! Test your mettle (and liver) against various brews of increasing potency from all around Almaris in the Iron Gut Grog Slog, ending with the fabled Blah uv the Spirits itself, a drink rated over 180 proof by volume! Any winners (or the last standing contestant, if they last long enough) will not only win 10 Teef (100 mina) but have a plaque with their names mounted upon the Tavern wall for all to see and be amazed!

 

- Opportunity in the marketplace! Whether browsing for new wares or hoping to open a shop yourself, Krugmar has many opportunities for the aspiring entrepreneur! New goods include special exports from Yong Ping and Talon's Port as well as goods from Krugmar itself. Simply talk to Kor'garr of Lur during the event for more information.

 

-A snaga chase! Several of our snagas have volunteered to be the targets of a mock hunt, so that our guests might enjoy one of Krugmar's favorite and most traditional pastimes...

 

-Drinking and Feasting at the Betharuz Tavern! Feel free to order exquisite cuisine made locally in the goi of Krugmar. Try a dragon egg, jerky, or even an 'orcish delight'! The aspiring drunkard will have many options for grog available to purchase as well.
 

We invite you to Krugmar so that you might pay honorable respects to our new leader as equals, and join in on the celebrations of Uruk culture! This is truly a new beginning for the Rexdom, and because of this we welcome all guests with open arms. No matter what troubles or grudges our peoples may hold, this will be a time of jubilance and respite from the tensions of politics or conflict... Dare we say it might be an offer from our new Rex of that 'peace' you all hold so dearly, brief as it may be. In addition, it has been decided that from now on there will be no requirement of tribute to enter Krugmar, to promote hospitality and interaction between the children of Krug and all other descendants. Feel free to visit the festivities without need of payment or worries over coin!

 

To all those lost brethren who find themselves with the accursed status of whitewash: We will also extend this generous blessing to you. During this time, and this time only, any who wish may discuss with our new Rex the reason behind their status, and if deemed honorable may begin the process of returning to the ways of Krug kind with the ancestors' blessings. For those who were raised without knowledge of the Orcish ways, we implore that you return to us and finally begin learning of your true heritage, to once more follow the honored path of Krug and his blood.

 

 

 

[!] While all have been invited, those listed below would receive personally addressed invitations to Krugmar by way of courier. [!]

 

- Vivian of Talon's Port, and their retinue. ( @Flayns)

 

- Norli Starbreaker of Urguan, and their retinue. ( @Nooblius)

-Ysani Balvyre of Yong Ping and their retinue, with special mention of Tsune Hirano. ( @xYoukaiz & @Tentoa)

 

-Sven Edvardsson of Norland, and their retinue. ( @MasonMcBadbat)

 

-Heinrik II of Haenseti-Ruska, and their retinue. ( @Rudi)

 

- Gwynevere of Sutica, and their retinue ( @_Twi)

 

-Duke Eugeo of Elysium, and their retinue.

 

-Vytrek Tundrak of the Snow Elven Remnants, and their retinue.

 

[OOC: The event will take place from 2:00PM to 6:00 PM EST, on Saturday May 15th of 2021]

Signed,

Kor'garr'Lur, Yazgurtan of Krugmar

 

 

Edited May 15, 2021 by Mannamannaa
Increasing the tournament prize! More minas for all!

[titanicbomber 53]

William "Gruk'Zmazhah" Raven read over the missive, his eyes lighting up. "Mi gotta blah to all mi friends! dis gonna be a bub'hozh party!" William Cheered, banging his war hammer on the ground in excitement.

[AfroJoeTheOlogBro 1093]

An old shaman wrings his maimed, ruined hands together, a smile breaking his scarred face with a wide toothy grin. "Oooo diz gunna be hosh! Bentharuz is gunna be honnued wit our rabble rouzin!"

[Lady_Dietz 239]

High Chief Yazmorra Blackroot squints at the missive. "Eh? Aye loiked teh last Rex." She shrugs, crumpling up the paper before leaning back and popping an herbaceous cigar in her mouth.