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The GNN jingle is heard throughout the city

 

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"GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING URGUAN, and welcome to another weekly Friday update!

I'm your host as always Mica and lets dive right into this hell of a week!"

some papers shuffle

"To start us off,

Local legend Bakir as been doing his part to help with the war effort!
In an interview with me, Bakir has said that he patrols the Orenian roads for potential orenian victims, Antonyus falls into his trap. Captured and shackled by Bakir alongside the Ferrymen, Antonyus Horen was captured and taken to Norland.

I was able to get this wonderful quote from him

"Sometimes you are so focused on the Cheese you forget about the Trap"

wise words to live by.

Also, in regards to the capture of Oren nationals, two men were captured early last night and forced to make weapons for the legion till they paid off whatever wrong doing they did. "

takes a sip of coffee 

"In local news, 

Draakopf Doomforged as been accused of dying a Grimgold child's eyes from red to blue, we await on the courts for further updates on this matter.

the location of the lexicon picture has been discovered!

we thank our men down in the workers guild for finding this site,

they have set up camp and cleared the entrance to the site a few days ago,

we now wait on the kings words for the next steps in this historic discovery!

we also had a minor giant spider problem in the deep roads earlier this week but once again huge thank you to the workers guild for taking care of the issue!"

more paper shuffling 

"Events Tonight!

I hope you all have been hoarding your mina and kazuls cause we not only have the Mitzuul grove alchemical auction taking place at 4:30pm stone-hours

but the first ever Merchants Guild Grand Auction!!!

taking place at 6:30 stone-hours so i hope to see you all there!

Coming this weekend!!

we have the festival of Yudora hosted by the clergy

ladies hope to see you there ;)

and of course round off the weekend

worker's guild night!

In international news,

Norland is holding pride parties every weekend of the next stone-month!

all are welcome to attend to show support for our LGBTQ+ brothers and sister!

and from all the way in Attenlund!

me wee son davli is making his family proud exploring a wild new land!

we hope to hear more stories from him soon"

smiles with a nod

"And now the weather and traffic for the weekend

 it's gonna be clear and sunning with some slight overcast towards Sunday with a chance of showers heading in to Monday.

traffic is gonna be good over the weekend hopefully but do expect some delays heading into the city before and after the festival.

This as been Gold News Now and ive been your host Mica Goldhand

feel free to send a letter in with a story you want to share!

I hope you all have a great weekend!

this is Mica signing off!"

the GNN jingle plays again and fades out

 

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I love this. Please make this news station state funded I beg you @Nooblius

 

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8 hours ago, sciencepants2 said:

"In local news, 

Draakopf Doomforged as been accused of dying a Grimgold child's eyes from red to blue, we await on the courts for further updates on this matter.

Alaric exclaims at the Dwarven radio. “Absolutely heinous news the Doomforge fatha’ did! And reported from such an unbiased and reputable news source!” He said, remembering to write out another tax deductible public access funding check to the Gold News Network.

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