Your Stepdad 700 Popular Post Share Posted May 17, 2021 Farmer Fred's Child Soldier Summer Camp! Are your kids disrespectful and uncultured? Weak and useless around the house? Well do we have the solution for you! Farmer Freds Frog and Toad Emporium Inc. now presents the new Farmer Fred's Child Soldier Summer camp! In all his generosity, Farmer Fred will take your child for a whole 3 years and make them into a hardened soldier for no price at all! A happy camper participating Circa 24 SA Farmer Fred will take your weak, useless, embarrassing, super ugly children and return them as battle hardened brainwashed child soldiers! To make sure they get the full experience, Farmer Fred will use them in his objectives to breed and farm Wonks, as well as unite the world under a Halfling empire. So what do you say? Continue the terrible tradition of your child pooping their pants? Or make the neighbors poop their pants when they see your kid! Send Farmer Fred a Bird, or find him anywhere for admittance! DISCLAIMER: Farmer Freds Frog and Toad Emporium Inc. cannot guarantee child will survive or return with all limbs. 31 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibraheemc2000 2565 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Utayr ponders if he should send some of his own childern! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallic 1051 Share Posted May 17, 2021 "Mi would have loved this when mi was a kub." Comments Fiil'Yar, ex-child soldier, encouragingly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisoulis777 255 Share Posted May 17, 2021 *glanced at utayr abit worried as he said that, then stepped slowly outside of the tent so he wouldnt be picked Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
christman 2222 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Mary Amaricius prepares to sign her niece and nephew, Serene and Erwin, up! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuneAria 169 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Noemie de Astrea, ten years old, blinks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
camocat9 1021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Safar Al-Hamad laughs heartily, "Oh, classic Fred. Always recruiting child soldiers!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nozgoth 2897 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Some Al-Nabeel smiled as he ate the last of Farmer Fred's wonk caviar from his stash. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rukio 8910 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Theodora signs up without her sister's consent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadabug2000 3495 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Princess and Sheikha Esmae bint Saqr Al'Ulamah Al-Nabeel has flashbacks to the sultanate and the crazed Farmer Fred and his antics, preparing to hear of tales such as trials, the uprising of the Halflings and as always and once again, child soldiers. She simply sighed and wondered if she should sign her own daughter up for this. If you can't beat them, join them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplySeo 5184 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Former child soldier-turned war criminal, Jorvin Starbreaker approves this message. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aengoth 2883 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Renault reflects on the recent increase in orphans that don't pay taxes. @ausubung@Neckbeardicus Prime, Riblord of Aesterwald Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 11530 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Saint Nafis, former child soldier, frowns seeing more youth being mass recruited by nation armies without being given the choice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diaolos 204 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Azzam Bin Hakim Al-Hattan writes a letter to Farmer Fred regarding the Child Soldiers summer camp "Good day Sir Fred, I would like to ask if you are willing to accept someone at the age of 14 in your honorable camp...Thank you" Wrote regarding his little twin brother Hatim. @Monaaa @Boomboxdoom23 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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