Juli 1340 Share Posted May 24, 2021 TITTIE RUTHERN I’m just wild about tittie! A portrait of Tatiana “tittie” Ruthern outside the Nikirala Prikaz with two great Hammerheads, 371 E.S. A Transcript of Tatiana Ruthern’s Announcement speech given outside the Nikirala Prikaz: “I’m Tatiana Ruthern and this is not one of those normal politician speeches, I’m out here to tell vy who I am. First thing is, I am not cutting my hair. I am not changing the way I dress, I refuse to wear a sash! I am the High Justiciar. I’m currently getting legally married to Antonius Vilac, Thank Godan. I’ve had a lot of peculiar experiences, I have not tried drugs, and of course I condemn it! I am broke as ****, I have a judgement against me from some ***** down there in Greyspine. I’ve built one of the most efficient offices in the Haeseni Government and I am the epitome of Law and Order. I’m Tatiana Ruthern, and don’t forget, I am now throwing my hat in the running for another term as Royal Alderman, and this is all paid for by the Barbanov & Baruch Consulting firm. Tatiana Ruthern promises to fight for: 1. Law and Order 2. Harsher judgements for crimes 3. Greater dueling reform 4. Clearer transparency in the Law Code Brought to you by Barbanov & Baruch Consulting 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
erictafoya 2302 Share Posted May 24, 2021 5 minutes ago, Juli said: I refuse to wear a sash! Recently Impeached but still in power Igor Kort prepares absences for any who refuses to wear the perfectly normal and good-looking sashes he commissioned! 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milenkhov 4497 Share Posted May 24, 2021 Antonius wonders what he's marrying into. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shay 2200 Share Posted May 24, 2021 "TITTIE RUTHERN IS INNOCENT - THE ONLY THING SHE IS GUILTY OF IS KILLING THESE POLLS" Adalia screeched on the streets of Karosgrad, handing out posters of herself and her exotic sister-in-law and co-alderwoman-campaigner, Tatiana vas Ruthern, posing with the endangered Greyspine hammer-head shark enclosure that they had recently opened, to all those who pass by 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeSmoothie 4865 Share Posted May 24, 2021 Dame Viktoriya blinks at the nickname, taking her glasses off, mid-arsonry, to squint at the text, and then put them back on. And, off again, and on, muttering to herself, "Am yam reading this wrong? Is she really named after . . . A . . ." she turned to one comrade, and another. "Damn youth, with these vulgar names." Spoiler she is talking about the bird, the Great *** (parus major), for legal reasons . do not ban me please 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodGuyMatt 7060 Share Posted May 24, 2021 "Morality levels are reaching the roof" says Erich as he's sure Gott is dissapointed with such explicit advertising 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperium 3297 Share Posted May 24, 2021 "What the f*ck," says several generations of Ruthern in the seven skies. Not upset but simply confused by their descendants. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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