Bhased 3587 Share Posted May 27, 2021 (edited) Spoiler On Orcish Depravity The 12th of Snow's Maiden, 26 SA ~ Overview ~ The ‘War’ ‘’Nation’’ of Krugmar has captured a sovereign citizen under the assumption she was a diplomat. She was not. ~ Principle ~ In an act of incredible self hubris, but ultimately a lack of common sense, the urukhai tide ‘captured’ and ransomed an Elvenessi sovereign citizen, under the foolish pretense she is a diplomat. While the capture itself was brought upon the citizen’s self, the attempt at encroachment upon the freedom of the denizens of the Crown of Elvenesse is a pathetic attempt at a display in supremacy, while simultaneously grovelling over bygone halcyon eras, and being cut down by the horde upon the blades of the united Mali’ of Elvenesse and Haelun’or. So I say to you, uruks of Krugmar: Have you still no honour? No sense bestows itself upon your ilk. The golden armament of which your progenitor once wielded would spit upon the image of what your actions embody. The former Axe of Krug, Malchediael, Aengul of Courage, smiles upon the united Elven forces on this day, and the days to come. Can you say the same, when you lack even a trace of honour? Certainly not. This is a call to end unwarranted hostilities. Should you fail to heed the call- we will fight as we always have. And you will perish. Not as hounds of war, but as wretched dogs. Uell ito Maruthiran, HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS, Evar'tir Oranor, High Prince of Elvenesse, Prince of Caras Eldar, Adjudicator of Malchediael Spoiler Edited May 28, 2021 by Bhased 26 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Media Wizard 2954 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Amaesil wonders how the Uruks will spend his minas. Maybe on some ladders for their next attack on Haelun'or and Elvenesse. He smiles. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlemishSupremacy 4930 Share Posted May 27, 2021 "Lotz ov wordz tu blah "mi nub kayr about mi citizenz being kaptured"." Said Martin'lur'ther-Rex in a sagely manner. 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
__Clocky 762 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Bugharz'Grat remembers that all orcs in elvenesse, peaceful or not, are kill-on-sight. 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Media Wizard 2954 Share Posted May 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, __Clocky said: Bugharz'Grat remembers that all orcs in elvenesse, peaceful or not, are kill-on-sight. Amaesil smiles. "As it should be." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elite Snipes 3542 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Korgahk receives the missive before instantly throwing it into the fire "I don't have time for elven bullshit, they can speak all day while we grant sacrifices to the spirits" 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorweenieTheJedi 889 Share Posted May 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Elite_Snipes_ said: Korgahk receives the missive before instantly throwing it into the fire "I don't have time for elven bullshit, they can speak all day while we grant sacrifices to the spirits" Sevrel strokes his beard in confusion "The Uruk is so mad that he forgot to speak in blah?" 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilebranch 280 Share Posted May 27, 2021 (edited) An orcish savage remarks upon reading the umpteenth missive penned by the 'mighty' "Crown" of Elvenesse, "It'z kalled we du a lil' trollin'." Edited May 27, 2021 by Vilebranch 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liv 484 Share Posted May 27, 2021 An older Raguk Shaman catches wind of the missive. Slowly their tusked filled features turn to that of a smile, as laugh escapes them. Outstretching an index as she points in the general direct of this Missive "Now diz iz propa funneh newz" Dura'Raguk lets out as they wipe a tear from their eye. returning to her shamanistic duties to the Spirits 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornPhlake 159 Share Posted May 27, 2021 "Diz peepz to be odd, nub? Fur kreaturz wid long lyvez, da twiggiez zeem to hab furgottin' ZENTURIEZ of orks kapturin' agh ranzomin' gitz off. Muzt hab zhort attention zpans. Diz gotta be pondered further." Comments a small goblin upon laying his eyes on the missive. "Perhapz diz be konnekted to Aztran 'imzelf? He kud veri well be zkahin' der braynz." 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unwillingly 11139 Share Posted May 27, 2021 1 hour ago, __Clocky said: Bugharz'Grat remembers that all orcs in elvenesse, peaceful or not, are kill-on-sight. Gailien remembers the multiple orcs he's peacefully escorted out of Elvenesse. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borin 5256 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Wilheim Barclay reads the missive, and looks upon it with a confused look "I thought it was in the Orc job description to have such behaviours, it is their nature. Why are the Elf-folk surprised, why are they still trying to stop their people being kidnapped not by force of arms but by pleading to the famed Orcish senses of honour, pity, and peace!" he smiles, finding the Elven strategy most strange 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDutchFellow 1054 Share Posted May 27, 2021 Al-Uk'Lur gently shakes the missive off another dumb elvish piece of propaganda he simply shrugs and shoves it into the drawer labeled 'Elven Bullshit' "Wi nub bi heer tu meyke frendz wiff lat zkahin globz ub dah twiggiez ztate lat meyde uz flat ohn peep zo dat ez wub wi dihd wiff latz zitizenz tuu flat dem" A Great roaring gets heard from. The Ungri caverns as it's Alpha gets word of the Capture of a traitor of his Pack... How dare that filth Latyl show their face in HIS home how dare she assume after WILLINGLY burning what bound her as ally "MI WIHL FIHND DAT GLOBBIZH TWIG AGH UZE DEYE GUTZ AZ DEKORATZIUN" the Olog roars out flailing his hands up and down as he does so.... Peace is not a option 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squiggles 77 Share Posted May 27, 2021 (edited) "Bahght her bahck dehn banizhed her fruhm de ehlfehzze fruhm wub mi heard." Nin snorts in amusement. "Ehlfz ahre wyld. Why zayve her to cazt her out? Zeemz zihlly to mi." The goblin tries to figure it out for a time, smoking at her pipe as she tries to unravel the mystery of elven thinking. In the end she gives up and goes back to making her pies. "Bah, ihz prahpably de behzt thyng dey dihd fohr her..." Edited May 27, 2021 by Squiggles making it prettier Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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