Fresh Prince of Elvenesse

[Masouri 2131]

FRESH PRINCE OF ELVENESSE

18th of the First Seed, Year 26 of the Second Age

 

“Mi iz da new frezh Rex ob da Twiggiez” -Fresh Rex of Elvenesse, Smol’Ruk

 

 

Today marks another victory for the Ferrymen on the Elven front. A group of 70 Ferrymen marched on the capital of Elvenesse     to capture another key victory in the war against the Elves. The force of Ferrymen led by the infamous Captain Banjo, snuck their way into the inner city of Elvenesse and rushed their way into the heart of the capital. At the square, the Ferrymen grouped civilians and soldiers alike to handover their belongings and fought those few soldiers and civilians who had the courage to fight the renowned fighters known as the Ferrymen. Only one of the Elves stood valiantly against the Ferrymen and fought like a true champion (@GeneralPumpkinCZ). At the end of this skirmish, the commander of the Elves was found running cowardly away from the city and the rest of his small force of resistance laid dead in the streets, a fitting death for those who do not stand up for their kin. No losses resulted on the attacking party, as the original group of raiders marched to bandit the remaining civilians and cowardly soldiers. In the throne room the Ferrymen held a short ceremony, crowning Smol’Ruk the ‘Fresh Rex of Elvenesse’.

 

[!] A picture depicting the Ferrymen and Smol’Ruk sitting on the Throne of Elvenesse.

 

 As all the elves were either robbed or killed - the Ferrymen left the capital of Elvenesse bare and looted. Their bags filled with loot they had not seen since the days of looting the Imperial city of Providence. Truly a win for the acclaimed  Ferrymen.

 

[!] Pictures containing the loot of the Raid on Elvenesse.

 

The Ferryman will come for you all in due time.

 

Signed,

 

Banjo, Captain of the Ferrymen, Savior of the Common and Free People, Pillager of Elvenesse,

Liberator of Man, The Bringer of Equality, Capturer of the Bastion

 

The Ferryman

 

Smol’Ruk, Fresh Rex of Elvenesse, Personal friend of the Golden Rex

[The Media Wizard 2950]

Amaesil Vuln'miruel would read the missive and a frown would form. He'd then open his mouth, but it soon closes. He'd hum. "Rather fair depiction. We lost kin, but our will is unbroken."

 

"Should we respond?" Galan Brylynn asked.

 

"Eh."

 

Spoiler

 

[mkaxeman 1107]

Juan Pablo swings his feet from the edge of the Sunflower Keep. The only thing on his mind being the snow elf who had captured his heart during the midst of the raid, "Pienso en ti todo el tiempo mi amor..."

Edited May 29, 2021 by googoogawwa

[Orlanth 3525]

Smol'Ruk sits on his throne and gets comfortable. "Mi want krown of twiggie bonez."

[tazombo 180]

Kae'tar Valin'dar hopes that the ferryman that took his gear enjoyed the mutton he had on him, and noted that his green bandana really brought out the colour of his eyes.

[TaytoTot 1125]

Syllana Brylynn looked over the post. "Ah, All Elves Either Robbed or Killed." She smirked, a chuckle escaping her lips. "They didn't even touch me. Saw me. Did ne ask me for my things or grabbed me. I got away, safe. Eramay got away, safe." She shook her head. "They LIE in this."

[AnonymousAlexa 3877]

"When will da twigiez juzt zurrendurr?" mused Goy'Glonk to herself, before simply shrugging. "Unteel dey do, mi will juzt klomp agh flat more."

[Orlanth 3525]

Just now, TotallyTayto said:

Syllana Brylynn looked over the post. "Ah, All Elves Either Robbed or Killed." She smirked, a chuckle escaping her lips. "They didn't even touch me. Saw me. Did ne ask me for my things or grabbed me. I got away, safe. Eramay got away, safe." She shook her head. "They LIE in this."

Smol'Ruk wonders if jumping off the cliff side into the ocean counts as getting away safe.

[CorweenieTheJedi 889]

Sevrel pledges his allegiance to the NEW prince of Elvenesse! All hail!!!

[ibraheemc2000 2565]

Utayr Bin Amr Al-Hamad after hearing the tale of the ferryman widens his eyes. "I haven't met these men, but I swear by Allah they fight like lions!" He blinked a few times, he himself not a bandit but he COULD NOT HELP BUT BECOME A ADMIRER OF THE FERRYMEN! He would then make a prayer to Allah that he meets these men on good terms, just to shake their hands.

 

Though he had no hatred for the elves or thought of the current war... in his heart..the man has to respect them for their many exploits

 

(No offense elvenness but I gada admit I'm really becoming a fan of these guys. Also to ferry men, can you sign my sword)

 

(Ps. Respect the fact that you gave a honorable mention in your posy)

[CorweenieTheJedi 889]

29 minutes ago, ibraheemc2000 said:

Utayr Bin Amr Al-Hamad after hearing the tale of the ferryman widens his eyes. "I haven't met these men, but I swear by Allah they fight like lions!" He blinked a few times, he himself not a bandit but he COULD NOT HELP BUT BECOME A ADMIRER OF THE FERRYMEN! He would then make a prayer to Allah that he meets these men on good terms, just to shake their hands.

 

Though he had no hatred for the elves or thought of the current war... in his heart..the man has to respect them for their many exploits

 

(No offense elvenness but I gada admit I'm really becoming a fan of these guys. Also to ferry men, can you sign my sword)

 

(Ps. Respect the fact that you gave a honorable mention in your posy)

(None taken, these guys are always a blast <3 )

[Criala 728]

(Ngl, when i first saw the title, i thought it was gonna be a parody on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Glad everyone's having fun though!)

[Frenchless_fry 242]

Aramis Lavigne clapped her hands together with a smile. "Great job team!"

[Unwillingly 11105]

"Hrm. Three wardens perished, most got away I heard. When we are a people burdened with inexperience, is it not in our best interest to flee to ensure maximum life is saved?" Gailien muses to a friend, who was doubtful after the raid. "For the measure of people I saw there, there have been worse failures in our time. At least I could keep the young one safe, right?" He states with a tinge of pride, soon departing from the Elvenesse barracks. 

[Cheezzy_Garlik 502]

“WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!” Roared Glizzi’Gobbla’Raguk. The devilish Uruk beats his chest within his forge. Continuing to make swords and axes for the humble Ferrumen. The underdogs of Almaris they are