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1 minute ago, Nozoa said:

slorbin has become a menace to society

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holy **** its a karen Ö_Ö

 

 

bet u cant read this

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He right tho

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watch out, he’s slorbing at the mouth D:

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lol  mood

 

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yeah sorry 

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 Uwu ******* idiots

stowp. Making. Evewything. In. Bwack. Text.
 
i am absowutewy sick awnd tiwed of going intwo a wowe post awnd iwt wooks. Wike. Thiws:

 

bwief descwiption:

 

bound tuwu the fowm of a chiwd thwough a mistake of hiws studies, awnd fwom the wate schowaw’s notes did thiws awchemist too conjuwe up an antidote, ow pewhaps anothew bwew in its own wight, cawwing iwt fogey’s ewixiw fow hiws equaw hatwed of the ewdewwy.
 

 

wecipe:

 

-wawd/ undistiwwed watew
-wakiw

-death, x1
-cuwtaiwment x1
-cowdness x2
-swiftness x2
-gwey haiw fwom a human ewdew, x2
-sheww of a towtoise (ow tuwtwe), x2

 

cweation (optionaw, onwy if iwt wequiwes a specific pwocess):

 

-aww symbows, as weww as the ewdew haiws awnd sheww of a towtoise (ow tutwe), must be gwound intwo sepawate powdews using a mowtaw awnd pestwe
-the base must be used tuwu fiww a cauwdwon hawfway with the wakiw mixed in, having pwe-measuwed fow the west of the ingwedients tuwu make up the second hawf (note, doubwe the vowume wouwd be wequiwed in the case of an undistiwwed watew base as opposed tuwu a wawd base).
 -the base must then be heated above an open fw
ame untiw beginning tuwu fwy (if wawd) ow boiw (if undistiwwed watew).
 -cowdness shouwd be added awnd stiwwed untiw no wongew visibwe.
 -cuwtaiwment shouwd then be added awnd stiwwed untiw no wongew visibwe.
 -death shouwd then be added at the same time as the gwound gwey haiws, awnd stiwwed untiw the ewixiw tuwns bwack.
 -the sheww shouwd then be mixed in awong with swiftness untiw no wongew visibwe.
 -aww heat shouwd then be wemoved fwom the cauwdwon, awwowing the mixtuwe tuwu wapidwy coow awnd thicken (if undistiwwed watew iws used) ow sowidify intwo a fatty paste (if wawd iws used).
 

effects:

 

whewn appwied as a paste the fogey’s ewixiw acts as an aging wotion, causing skin awnd cewtain aweas tuwu sag, wwinkwe awnd devewop wivew spots whewevew appwied. Noses awnd eaws tuwu enwawge awnd buwge whiwst spwouting thick gwey haiw fwom within. Eyes become yewwowed awnd bwoodshot awnd (with thick appwication) fade tuwu a compwete miwky white.
 

the ewixiw wiww awso cause pwe-existing scawp haiw tuwu gwey awnd (with thick appwication of the ewixiw) eventuawwy bawd, whiwst awso causing pwe-existing faciaw haiw tuwu gwey awnd (with thick appwication) become matted awnd fwayed. The ewixiw cawn awso be appwied tuwu the teeth tuwu cause weaw awnd yewwow staining, whiwst thick appwication cawn cause thewm tuwu weaw away entiwewy, whiwst dwinking the ewixiw wiww give the added effect of wown vocaw chowds tuwu maintain the iwwusion of an ewdew tone of voice, whiwst thick appwication cawn induce woss of voice.
 

 

iwt shouwd be noted thawt aww changes bwought own by the fogey ewixiw awe skin-deep, howevew, awnd wiww onwy sewve the puwpose of causing accewewated aging in an aesthetic mannew. Whiwst iwt cewtainwy has the potentiaw fow mawicious use, the fogey ewixiw wouwd nowt function as a sowt of poison tuwu affwicted owne with awthwitis, hemowwhoids, awtzheimews ow othew age-wewated iwwnesses. Simiwawwy, beneath the guise of faux owd age the usew’s owgans, muscwes awnd mind wouwd stiww behave as heawthiwy awnd effectivewy as they had pwiow tuwu the ewixiw.
 

 

the key diffewence noted in use of the base iws concentwation. Using watew as a base wiww pwovide doubwe the amount of the ewixiw, at hawf the effectiveness, awnd the invewse whewn using wawd as a base. A quawt jaw fiwwed with a wawd-base of the ewixiw wiww be much thickew, awnd have the potentiaw tuwu age aweas iwt has bewn appwied tuwu up tuwu 150 yeaws, though thiws jaw wouwd onwy be abwe tuwu covew the hands, head, mouth (excwuding vocaw chowds) awnd neck of a subject. Using the same ingwedients, but wepwacing the wawd with a doubwed vowume of watew wouwd in tuwn awwow fow two quawt jaws tuwu be fiwwed, though each jaw wouwd onwy have the potentiaw tuwu age aweas iwt has bewn appwied tuwu up tuwu 75 yeaws, though having two quawt jaws wouwd pewmit subjects tuwu covew aww aweas.
 

 

the effects of the fogey ewixiw wiww wingew untiw the subject suwpasses the age they’ve attempted tuwu appeaw as, ow untiw an equaw measuwe of yeaws iws de-aged using the spwog’s ewixiw. The effects of the fogey ewixiw own ewves opting tuwu appeaw any owdew than 30 wiww wingew (as they wiww nevew natuwawwy age past any owdew than an aduwthood) pewmanentwy untiw an equaw measuwe of yeaws iws de-aged using the spwog’s ewixiw. The effects simiwawwy cannot be wevewsed by mundane, magicaw ow awchemicaw heawing with the exceptions of appeawance-awtewing suwgewies physicawwy moving wwinkwed awnd sagging fwesh.
 

 

ahah, wow. Coow wowe.
 

 

if onwy i couwd ******* wead iwt.
 
uwu know whawt's even wowse? uwu keep putting iwt in hidden fowdews, so iwt's even dawkew awnd wess wegibwe. Hewe! twy iwt!

 

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 so hewe's a suggestion: highwight ovew evewything by howding wight cwick, awnd dwagging ovew youw bwack ass ******* post. Awnd then gow up top tuwu the section, wight?  whewe the wittwe a awnd an undewwine iws avaiwabwe? cwick thawt, awnd sewect  defauwt. Uwu now have wegibwe ******* wowe. Uwu'we wewcome.

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YAAAWWWNN!* -Remy. xD | Cute rats, Rats, Pet rats
>complain about Musin not being able to do magic
>get told "they can do alchemy and kani instead"
>slides into Mordu's DMs asking for kani OOC
>gets ghosted for some reason? try to pull up Mordu's alchemy lore instead
>seems like Mordu had prepared for this by hacking the forums and changing the background colour of spoilers some months ago ago
>I can't even ask for alchemy OOCly either since I can't read black text
>tricked into malding on the forums about how the ST have yet again foiled my magic rodent RP 
>mfw

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