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Gold News Now: Interview 2, An evening with the Rex: Part 1


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The War Nation of Krugmar is a jungle based settlement found in the far west of Almaris.

surrounded by dense tropical forest and dotted with stunning pools fish,

From the emerald greed foliage rises the nation, hued in vibrant reds, 

home to the Orcs.

 

After arriving to the nation of Krugmar I was greeted by the Rex himself Kor’garr. We headed to the city tavern near the great Klomp pit, taking our seats. Being treated to the local brews and greeting the Rex's entourage, I settled into a wonderful evening.

 

We were joined by one of the Rex’s friends, who told the heartbreaking story of the rise and fall of worship of the taboo spirit Orgon. A tale of betrayal and limits of self between the higher beings of this land. Wise words directed to all parties present.

 

After the tales told we settled into the interview proper:

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 “Lets begin mister Kor’garr, who are ye?
Ah loike ta give a full run doon on who ah be interviewing, this nay a slight sir.”

 

“Yub, uv korze…
Kor’garr iz Kor’garr uv nuv klan, mettle-werker, zkowt.. Agh nows Rex uv Krugmar”

“Wuz maor den H’ty yeers ago, Kor’harr wuz born tu Valor’garr agh azh uv iz luvs. Nub gruk wich azh, buht dat’z wer Kor’garr gitz dah grey vrum.”

 

“Thank ye thank ye. So mister Kor’garr, wot does the role o Rex involve? How does et effect ye? Does et cme wit en life?”

 

“Keh!

Tu bi dah Rex iz tu akt wit dah wihl uv Krug en leedyng Krugmar’z peepul. En Wagh, en zpeerit, en ‘onur … Dah Rex muzt zhow ag example vor awl dat vollow en da path uv Krug”

 

“Da path o krug!”

 (at this point many a drink was drunk and a few of these drinks were sadly spilled)

 

“En awl truths. Kor’garr did nub ixpekt tu bikum Rex. unlee avturag Klomp uv honor, azh dah vlat aginzt mi bruddah Azhug’gorkil, did Kor’garr tayk dah pozizhun.
Wagh-ammur aginz lowng-zult, blow avtur bludy blow.. Wiz wur both barely ztandyng win Kor’garr ztruk Azhug downz wit ah kruzhed ribkayg”

 

“A strong fighter!
Makes a gud leader!”

 

“Yub, dat dey du. Myght meykz right en Krugmar, agh et wihl ulweyz bi dat whey”

 

“Jest loike back en urguan
Uhh lets see ere.. Fun facts bout ye! Little segment bout yerself as a person. Be et a cool scar, wot ye used ta be, er jest yer favorite food”

 

“Kah. Kor’garr gots dah zaym anzer vor dub uv doze
Peep dah zkar ‘ere. Vrum zhoulder tu zhoulder. Awl akrozz dah rybz”

 

“Goodness what from?”

 

“Lat nyt nub dehm en dah waturz neer Krugmar, buht dah jungul pools kuntayn bubu’hozh krabz dah syz uv’ah blarg. Wiz wur own’ag hunt vor zumtyng tu weed dah clanz whin zyztah Nin’skwwq got thurztee..”

 

“Nin! Ah ken er! Ah taught er back when a wos a medic!
Sorreh sorreh, please continue.”

 

“Azht wi grukk’d et wuz ah rock en dah watur… dehn dah tyng zkittered aht uz wit pinzerzz ‘hozher den ag Olog! Azh zweep uv ag klaw slamm’d entu Nin, ah Kor’garr peep’d rehd. Arrowz did nubbin, zultz juzt goht en dah whey. Wit ag vyurius kry uv Wagh Kor’garr took’ag ‘ax ag charj’d dah creetur, etz beedy peppurz blaynk agh pitch blak”

 

“Ye ran head first enta et?!?!”

 

“Yub… et wuz dah bludluzt Kor’garr velt whin peepyng Nin’ kruzhed by dah beezt. Der wuz nubbin en dah uzg kulda kept Kor’garr vrum dat zoggin krab…
 Zoh wit a zyngul zwing ‘etz wavy wuz en dub”

 

“Amazing!
Wos dear Nin okeh afterwards? Sorreh bout askin.” 

 

“Uv korze, et tuuk zum muthz tu ‘eel agh dah medikz wuz vyuriyuz, buht wiz awl wur patch’d uhp avturwurdz… dah creetur dizydid tu tayk Kor’garr wit et doh”

 

“Et dragged ye back en ta da water?”

 

“Dah krabz wrythe when dey clat, kaught Kor’garr across deh chest agh dragg’d ‘i’m undur dah waturz. Der wiz wur, bohth bleedyng owt en dah jungul layk ahg ztyll trying t vlat eechuddah!
Buht daht knrab wuz azh uv dah ‘hozhezt meelz Kor’garr eva ayt”

 

“Goodness…
Dat be a tale
Yer a hunter ef ah evar met one..”

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Then night trailed all and we bid our adieus till the next issue

Stay tuned!!

 

 

thank all who waited on this issue, please keep eye and eat out for the next paper drop,

have a great week everyone!

this has been Mica Goldhand with GNN!!

 


 

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