THE GREAT DEBEARDING

[Cheezzy_Garlik 502]

Grishlûk’Raguk, the mighty Wargoth and Huntsgoth resided within an accursed realm of blood and bone. As he thought of the funny sight of seeing a beardless dwarf “Maybi all ub urgwan kan finulli peep ‘ow dozhonaghbul bakir reeli iz. Mi ‘az faith in Durumnir dat ‘e kan stop fix did boring WAGH!! Zo we kan do a funner WAGH!”

[sciencepants2 328]

Mica reads over the paper once then twice to assure her understanding,

“dis, will end badleh”

she steals a glance at the bronze axe hanging over the hearth, her brows furrowing

“Medics thankfully dinnie pick sides, but we do pick up da pieces”

heading off to draft yet another plan for the clinic

[Lady_Dietz 239]

Yazmorra Blackroot picks up the bloodied, crumpled missive from her husband’s desk “Ahhh so t’ey ‘call an end’  tu teh conflict, eh? Funneh fokkin’ way ov showin’ eet uruks.” She smirks, puffing her herbaceous cigar “Try sendin’ ah fruit basket next toime.” She blows out a cloud of smoke, leaning back as she recalls her many travels to Krugmar for ‘business.’ “An’ may Anbella keep yer precious cactus green safe frum Dungrimm’s moight!” 

[herculean_wud 3656]

37 minutes ago, Lady_Dietz said:

Yazmorra Blackroot picks up the bloodied, crumpled missive from her husband’s desk “Ahhh so t’ey ‘call an end’  tu teh conflict, eh? Funneh fokkin’ way ov showin’ eet uruks.” She smirks, puffing her herbaceous cigar “Try sendin’ ah fruit basket next toime.” She blows out a cloud of smoke, leaning back as she recalls her many travels to Krugmar for ‘business.’ “An’ may Anbella keep yer precious cactus green safe frum Dungrimm’s moight!” 

 

"Dats how dis usually work - lat skah wit us, we slap lat a bunch ov tikz, den when dat get boring, we kall for peace." Says the Targoth to no one in particular. 

Edited July 24, 2021 by grubgoth_wud

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 11589]

Oijin loads his arbalest, ready for the fighting to spill out into the Southern East Fleet.

 

"NAP, NAP, NAP." He'd chant, aiming at nothing in particular but with great anticipation. 

[mateolog 1551]

Baldin Frostbeard hears of the news in horror.

"A' thought a could finally give up mi 'atred ef thes race tainted by Khorvad, bat a' see et es imposible. These things ar bat animals now, far from whot Yemmekar made them as. A swear uppon Yemekar tha the uruk race well pay. A' shall ensure tha death ef any Uruk, gobo, er olog ef Krugmar tha dares to step en tha line ef sight ef mi er mine."