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Excommunication of Edward Napier


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Cardinal Gawain nailed the excommunication on his doors of the Providence Cathedral. The Briarwood, when he was hammering the excommunication in, wondered if the High Pontiff ever caught wind of his elf lover, Vaeri. He looked around a bit after that thought came to his head, shrugging when he saw no one around, and continued the hammering.

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The Vicar of Providentia picks up a copy of the missive, and scans over it while he drinks his morning tea. "Hmm.. Bound to happen eventually," he'd comment to some disinterested Acolyte. He sets down the paper, downs the rest of his tea, and places his zucchetto upon his head.

 

 

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Father Paco rejoices at this notice of excommunication, hoping the incels of the empire would make an effort to talk to the human women instead of picking up cheap orcish women at the brothels and calling it love.

 

Recent convert Oijin sweats profusely and looks at his Oyashiman elf girlfriend.

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Reinhardt Barclay signs the lloraine at the mention of someone’s excommunication 

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Gragmar Napier neither knows nor cares about this proclamation since she has never given a single **** about human religion, being an orc and all.

 

She continues living happily in retirement with her lifemate, not caring one bit about what any of these weird dress-wearing human men have to think about her.

 

If she were to find out about the church's declaration, she would find it mightily stupid since she and her lifemate have been together faithfully for over 60 years. She would be amazed they're still so obsessed with her after all this time, despite the fact that she and Edward haven't lived in Oren for decades.

 

 

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The Solicitor-General would immediately blink twice and suddenly love the Church and its High Pontiff aftering hearing of this decision "God exists. Now I clearly realize it."

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Signing the Hussariya Cross over her chest, Annika Anastasija would send a silent prayer to Saint Julia, blessed to be a mother of beautiful human children. "His Holiness is fulfilling his job and Godani bless him for it." She murmured. 

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“I am glad the church was swift in their investigation.” Comments Farooq “They could not have done this quicker”

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Sir Otis de Rosius fixed his monocle and audible hummed "HuHhH?"

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The Canonist Queen of Sutica, cousin to the Vicar of GOD himself, but prayed for the souls of the misguided.

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"Finally they show the public what happens to heathens such as Napier," declared Anne, almost spitting out the name she felt so much disgust for. "A most unnatural union - one that has produced half-breeds that still run about. They should excommunicate those vile creatures as well! An orc should stay an orc and a human should stay a human just as a dwarf should remain dwarven and elfs should remain elven."

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The Scyfling man called Ivarr Shieldhand had managed to learn how to read after some years, bursting out of laughter while reading the news. "It seems that a heathen like me at least manages to keep my hands off of other races unlike those so called 'Holy Orenians'.. Hen sh-t. The man who decided to breed with a f-cking Orc probably had sh-t in his eye while choosing his betrothed. But I am not surprised, what a idiotic madr strodinn the man is, just like the other followers of this weak faith. You should just chop his nustsack off and let him live as a eunuch for all eternity instead of showing constant mercy. For f-cks sake." He laughed, throwing the paper into the fire.

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From deep within a cavernous hold, the ravenous cackle of a madman boomed and cracked against jagged stones. Throwing the missive into a monolithic pile of crumpled papers and scrolls, the pale figure clapped sporadically, “The orc fucker got what was coming to him!” 

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