Werew0lf 11729 Popular Post Share Posted August 16, 2021 AENGUL BOB Saint Beboon of Fefoon Patron Saint of Daemon Slaying, Dancing & Based ORIGIN A puissant Aengul amongst the echelon of others, the Aengul Bob, known secretly by his Apostles as the Exalted Gegoon (revelation of the Holy Scrolls of Leloon), was a pertinent force of power and strength who fought and expatriated the Deceiver into a fiery pit; this being known as Moz’Strimoza. Unbeknownst to most, it was a documented addition that the Aengul Eshtael did not banish the great corrupter, yet it was Bob who did so through the Divine Rights of the Creator. Eventually documented by revelation of the Scroll of Virtue, it efface the mention of Exalted Gegoon, Saint Beboon of Fefoonia. The citation of Aengul Bob was mentioned in the Holy Scrolls of Leloon, marking the epoch of the Apostles of Beboon. HOLY SCROLLS OF LELOON “As the Deceiver cursed the mortal realm and His children, the Aengul Bob created a rift of Aengudaemons, banishing the accursed Daemon into the pits of Moz’Strimoza. Eshtael watched in awe, for she knew Balance was preserved in her stead. GOD was watching.” Apostle Reroon of Fefoonia APOSTLE QUOTE VERSE Apostle Reroon “If you serve Iblees, you are not Based.” Leloon 1:01 Apostle Nenoon “I understand why you stare, for I am of Fefoonia.” Leloon 1:02 Apostle Dedoon “You who discard Him, I am the blood of the Creator, and so He named me Bob, for I am here to spill the blood of the Deceiver.” Leloon 1:03 Apostle Memoon “If anybody is going troo anytin’, I hope you get troo it famalam.” Beboon 1:01 Apostle Zezoon “Hit the juul and cuz I’m cool.” Beboon 1:02 Apostle Eeeoon “I am the Aegnul of Based, cuh.” Beboon 1:03 Apostle Pepoon “Let there be light.” Creation 1:01 Apostle Oeooon “Let there be dark.” Creation 1:02 Apostle Hehoon “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” Creation 1:03 Apostle Jejoon “I am Bob.” Revelation 1:01 These scrolls have been recovered and made public across the continent of Almaris. The knowledge of the Aengul Bob shall not go without notice. APOSTLES OF BEBOON As righteous men of the Aegul Bob, all who become Apostles (through righteous miracles) are able to dress the last name of ‘Fefoonia’, denoting their relation to the amiable Saint Beboon of Fefoonia. APOSTLE DOMAIN MIRACLE Apostle Reroon Dancing Break dancing in the halls of Horen, creating a rift into the Void through this. Apostle Nenoon Based Discovering ‘Based’, and thus ascending into Aengulhood (becoming apart of the Aengul Bob) Apostle Dedoon Juul Creating a certain type of cigarette, each puff giving visions and prophecies of Bob. Apostle Memoon Visions Unlike the Apostle Dedoon, he was naturally gifted with visions of the Based. Apostle Zezoon Love Breaking the Rule of Four, and thus falling in love with a Horen-descendant. Apostles are unable to feel love, and so this was considered a miracle. Apostle Eeeoon Warriors The first Apostle to lead a military, known as the Knights of Fefoonia -- becoming a strong force during Arcas. Apostle Pepoon Sorcery The first Apostle to become a strong practitioner of sorcery, being able to turn water to wine. Apostle Oeooon Kings The first Apostle to be crowned King, though, dropped his duties to fulfil his role as a staunch and loyal servant of the Aengul Bob. Apostle Hehoon Sacrifice An Apostle known for his sacrifice against a horde of Undead, protecting a family of farmers. Apostle Jejoon Farmers Upon being freed from a rally of undead by another Apostle, he began to grow crops through miracles (without the supplements of nutrients), thus becoming Apostle in the eyes of the Aengul Bob. He used his crops to feed the hungry, temporarily draining away starvation in the local area. PROPHECY OF RETURN A known prophecy surrounds those surviving Apostles hiding amidst their treacherous mortal chains; the Aengul of Based will descend from the abyss whence he sacrificed himself (to contain the Deceiver), to bring salvation to righteous and to banish the sinful. Those who bestow themselves vows against the nature of GODAN will be stricken down by chains and spears, forced to dance eternally in the pits of Moz’Strimza as loyal servants of Iblees, falling to his temptation. Those who worship and believe shall be granted ropes from the whisks of heaven, pulled into the Seven Skies to feast amongst the Aengul Bob. As this feast commences, the natural cosmos shall collapse, and so the Aengul of Based shall rap his finest tune. “It is me, Beboon. Ye ye, ye ye. I am the Lord, Saviour of Humanity. Ye ye, ye ye. Bars bars bars, ini ini ackio.” With these violent hums, light will engulf from the abyss and the Veil shall tear away, to be consumed. Saint Beboon of Fefoonia will inhale the souls of many descendants, and then chaos shall reign, bringing forth the natural consumption of another world wherein humans may strive. This will lead to the end of elves and orcs, now becoming a criminal-free paradise for Humanity. At the dawn of time, these words shall be heard for all Men and all Women. “Humanity only have four stages: Beboon. Beboon. Beboon. Beboon.” “Congratulations, for you are of the Based kind.” “Welcome to Paradise.” These scrolls were recovered by the Apostle Jejoon, given in his dreams once arriving at Almaris, shown as shapes in his crops. It is spread publicly across Almaris, for all who are still loyal to Saint Beboon of Fefoonia. A warning is written underneath: “All heretics will be crucified. You will submit to the might of GODAN, and let Saint Beboon of Fefoonia unchain your mortal coils.” Apostle Jejoon, of Farmers 43 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryloth 4312 Share Posted August 16, 2021 It makes me so mad you waste so much time writing good sh*t about dog sh*t and honestly you probably spent an hour writing it too +1 for lord Bboon tho 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songwitch 1404 Share Posted August 16, 2021 so scrumptious +1 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slorbin 1763 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Finally. Werewolf is making REAL lore. +1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Covey 466 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Spoiler 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honourary 598 Share Posted August 16, 2021 I approve +1 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werew0lf 11729 Author Share Posted August 16, 2021 I await for my fellow Apostles and worshippers to interact IRP. We do this for Beboon, Exalted Gegoon. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BDanecker 857 Share Posted August 16, 2021 This man has too much time on his hands 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hephaestus 1317 Share Posted August 16, 2021 I find this quite scrumptious. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
herculean_wud 3656 Share Posted August 16, 2021 biglipz II, holy knight of King John, disapproves as another false religion attempts to usurp fleeperdom... he says a prayer to holy st. clownth so that he may intercede on his behalf... 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmerclown 3911 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Praised be to the great Beboon. His sacrifices were not in vain. 🙏🙏 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treshure 5579 Share Posted August 16, 2021 i hate how well this is formatted 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaedric 65 Share Posted August 17, 2021 Now THIS is lore, proud of you bruddha +1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hotbox_monk 945 Share Posted August 17, 2021 A man extended splayed palms as he dropped to his knees in utter disbelief before the Exalted Gegoon. “You are based. Bob. Give me power so I can make these wretched min-maxers pay for their crimes against you and your Beboonery.” As tears began to well within his eyes, The Aengul Bob knelt as if he were to wipe his sullen expression. Though, he was met by a stricken slap. “Cry not child of The Fefoon. For crying is not based. Be a Beboon. Inflict the Gegoonenominominatron.” Aengul Bob dissipated into nothingness. Screeching and various phrases like “ur dogwater kid.” Could be heard as he did. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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