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CREEDS OF SAINT BEBOON


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And Beboon said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. Beboon saw that the light was 

good, and he separated the light from the darkness. Beboon called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

And Beboon said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” So Beboon made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. Beboon called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

And Beboon said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. Beboon called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And Beboon saw that it was good.

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Then Beboon said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And Beboon saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

And Beboon said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. Beboon made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. Baboon set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And Beboon saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.

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And Beboon said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” So Beboon created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And Beboon saw that it was good. Baboon blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.

And Beboon said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. Beboon made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And Beboon saw that it was good.

Then Beboon said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”

So Beboon created mankind in his own image,

in the image of Beboon he created them;

male and female he created them.

Beboon blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”

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Then Beboon said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.

Beboon saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.

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"IN NOMINE AENGUL BOB ET BEBOON ET SPIRITUS JEJOON. AMEN"

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Apostle Jejoon reads the Creeds of Saint Beboon of Fefoonia; he lofts both hands into the air in prayer, a tear falling from his rightest eye. "Finally, Aengul Bob returns!"

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Clay “Bokaldem” Mareno would smile the suns smile, raising his drink up high into the air toasting to Bboon before returning to his drinking contest.

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I can't say I'm a fan of directly ripping bible passages and then using them in a meme fashion

 

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